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The World's Thinnest Books
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac.
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson. ;)))))
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton.
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates.
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson.
STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED
by Elizabeth Taylor.
101 DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by The Sierra Club.
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson.
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy.
MINISTERS DO MORE THAN LAY PEOPLE
by Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert
NIGHT FLYING
by JFK, Jr.
ATLANTIC CROSSINGS OF THE TITANIC
by White Star Lines
HOW TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY WITH A LANDSLIDE
by George W. Bush.
THE UNSHAKABLE PRINCIPLES I LIVE BY
by Bill Clinton.
WHY MONOPOLIES ARE BAD
by Bill Gates.
WHY I LIKE DIFFERENT CULTURES
by Adolph Hitler.
ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Boy George.
MUSLIMS WHO DO NOT WANT ME DEAD
by Salman Rushdie.
TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE
by Michael Jackson.
LIVING ON A SHOESTRING BUDGET
by Oprah Winfrey.
EVERY DAY BABY NAMES
by Frank Zappa. (Daughter's name: Moon Unit)
SHOW ME YOURS, I'LL SHOW YOU MINE
by John Bobbit.
SPELL YOUR WAY TO THE VICE PRESIDENCY
by Dan Quayle.
DECIPHERING THE ROSETTA STONE
by Sylvester Stallone.
YOUR ONE-STEP GUIDE TO JOB ADVANCEMENT
by Monica Lewinsky.
ON LOOKING PRETTY
by Meatloaf.
GUN SAFETY
by Dick Cheney.
ALL MY TALENT
by Paris Hilton.
MY LIFE'S MEMORIES
by Ronald Reagan.
HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN
by George Bush.
LIFE AS AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
by Ray Charles.
MY LIFE AS A WOMAN
by Martina Navratilova.
ON HUMAN RIGHTS
by Fidel Castro.
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN CONGRESS
by Barack Obama.
MY HAPPY HOME LIFE AND MARRIAGE
by Woody Allen.
CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY
by Kenneth Lay.
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
AFRICAN AMERICANS I HAVE MET WHILE YACHTING
THE BIG MUSLIM BOOK OF BACON RECIPES
HINDU BEEF RECIPES
THE FAT, LARD AND OIL DIET
A GUIDE TO ARAB DEMOCRACIES
QUANTUM PHYSICS FOR ABSOLUTE MORONS
THE COMIC GENIUS OF AL GORE
THE CHINESE BOOK OF HUMAN RIGHTS
HOUSEHOLD USES FOR PLUTONIUM 235
DEEP SOUTH GENETIC VARIATION
DEFENDING FRANCE - STRATEGIES OF DEFENCE IN WAR
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
A RAPPER'S GUIDE TO GROOMING AND STYLE
AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
THE GENTLE, CARING SIDE OF JOSEF STALIN
FULFILLED CAMPAIGN PROMISES 479BC - 2009AD
DETROIT: a Travel Guide
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
EXCITING THINGS TO DO IN BOGNOR REGIS
UNITED STATES FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES
GHENGIS KHAN AND THE MONGOLS: A FEMINIST PERSPECTIVE
FAMOUS JAZZ BAGPIPERS
BANJO SONATAS
THE TOTAL VOCABULARY OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
GHANDI'S INFLUENCE ON JEFFREY DAHMER
FRENCH HOSPITALITY
SYLVESTER STALLONE'S DRAMATIC ACTING TIPS
THE SOUTH AFRICAN RACE RELATIONS MANUAL
ITALIAN NAVAL VICTORIES
OBESITY IN ETHIOPIA
DEEP THINKING LIBERALS
HETEROSEXUAL HANGOUTS IN KEY WEST
BIOGRAPHIES OF HAPPY WOMEN
EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
BLIND DATES THAT WORKED OUT
GAY MEN NAMED SPIKE
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR HISTORY MAJORS
A MILLENNIUM OF GERMAN HUMOUR
THE UNITED NATIONS MANUAL OF POSITIVE DECISION MAKING
ARCTIC GARDENING
POLISH WAR HEROES
HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH
THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION
FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS
THE AUSTRALIAN BOOK OF FOREPLAY
THE BOOK OF MOTIVATED POSTAL WORKERS
A GUIDE TO AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE
THE WORLD GUIDE TO GOOD AMERICAN BEER
ROYAL FAMILY'S GUIDE TO HAPPY MARRIAGES
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF DAN QUAYLE
GREAT WOMEN DRIVERS OF TODAY
A FEMALE'S GUIDE TO LOGICAL THINKING
BEDOUIN OLYMPIC SWIMMERS
BURGER KING ITEMS THAT START WITH "Mc"
COOKING GOURMET DISHES WITH TOFU
COUNTRIES WHERE SOCIALISM IS SUCCESSFUL
ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE
FEMINISTS WORTH MARRYING
FRENCH, 16 YEAR OLD, NON-SMOKING VIRGINS
FUN WITH UNIX
GREAT ENGLISH COOKING
MARCEL MARCEAU'S GREATEST SPEECHES
MOTHER TERESA'S GUIDE TO EROTIC POTTERY
ONE-LEGGED FOLK DANCES
PARTY TRICKS WITH BOILING LEAD
PROUD PARENTS OF ROCK MUSICIANS
SUCCESSFUL APPLICATIONS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE AN APPLE, TASTE LIKE AN APPLE, BUT ARE NOT AN APPLE
THINGS YOU COULD BUY AT THE WORLD ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL
YOUNG, SINGLE MALES SPEAK OUT AGAINST MASTURBATION
GREAT RUSSIAN PHILANTHROPISTS
A COMPENDIUM OF ITALIAN NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS
A HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE HO CHI MINH TRAIL
AMERICANS WHO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR
AXE MURDERERS WHO SUPPORT "FEED THE CHILDREN"
DEEP SOUTH GENETIC VARIATION
DUTCH GENEROSITY THROUGH THE CENTURIES
ESKIMO SWIMSUIT MODELS
FAMOUS AUSTRALIANS OF THE FOURTEENTH CENTURY
FAN MAIL OF SIRHAN SIRHAN
FIFTY DAYS TO A BETTER HYPOTHALAMUS
FUN PARTY GAMES INVOLVING PORCUPINES
GREAT AMERICAN CARS OF THE 1980'S
HILARIOUS FEMALE COMICS
MADONNA ON FORMAL WEAR
MAFIA MUSIC: THE SYMPHONIES OF DON VITO CORLEONE
MODESTY, THE AMERICAN WAY
MORMON DIVORCE LAWYERS
NORWEGIANS WITHOUT HERRING BREATH
OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS FOR SCOTCH TAPE
PI, ROUNDED FOR EVERYDAY USE
PITCAIRN ISLAND TELEPHONE BOOK (INCLUDING YELLOW PAGES)
PITTSBURGH WHEN IT'S NOT RAINING: A PHOTOGRAPHIC COLLECTION
STRAIGHT HAIRDRESSERS
THE COMPLETE COLLECTION OF HARLEM POETRY
THE MERITS OF GUN CONTROL, BY THE NRA
THE PLAN FOR PROHIBITION IN AUSTRALIA
THE PLEASANT STREET SMELLS OF NEW YORK CITY
