Ooo baby, here I am--signed, sealed, delivered--I'm yours!
I miss when I had funny stories to write about.
Like when I went on photography missions and ended up trespassing and ran away from people and lost my shoe in a creek and almost broke my camera.
I'm so boring.
Even last summer I managed to trespass several times while on the clock, the rule was we'd keep driving up someone's driveway until we saw a minimum of three "NO TRESPASSING" signs. We hit a dishwasher once trying to get out of a place. We also got stuck in mud in someone's weird farm backyard thing for two hours.
I don't fuck around when it comes to delivering compact flourescent light bulbs.
I wish my life was like the girls in Now and Then on a continual basis, holding sceances and stuffing my shirt with balloons of pudding and riding some sweet bikes and just generally kicking boys' asses in everything I did.
I guess I finally know what I want to do with my life.
Like when I went on photography missions and ended up trespassing and ran away from people and lost my shoe in a creek and almost broke my camera.
I'm so boring.
Even last summer I managed to trespass several times while on the clock, the rule was we'd keep driving up someone's driveway until we saw a minimum of three "NO TRESPASSING" signs. We hit a dishwasher once trying to get out of a place. We also got stuck in mud in someone's weird farm backyard thing for two hours.
I don't fuck around when it comes to delivering compact flourescent light bulbs.
I wish my life was like the girls in Now and Then on a continual basis, holding sceances and stuffing my shirt with balloons of pudding and riding some sweet bikes and just generally kicking boys' asses in everything I did.
I guess I finally know what I want to do with my life.