Youth In Revolt
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin greets each new day with such a gala spectacle of physiological optimism? And what an anatomical prod to philosophical contemplation on the final day of the year.
Twelve months ago I was a lonely, forlorn, 13-year-old virgin under the thumb of tyrannical parents. Today I am an independent, enterprising, nearly 15-year-old writer-tycoon committed to an intesely physical relationship with The Woman I Love. And my zits are not looking too horrible either.
-Nick Twisp
"Youth In Revolt" by C.D. Payne
This book is incredibly funny and I laughed quite boisterously when reading the first line of this specific journal entry. So yeah, check it out.
Twelve months ago I was a lonely, forlorn, 13-year-old virgin under the thumb of tyrannical parents. Today I am an independent, enterprising, nearly 15-year-old writer-tycoon committed to an intesely physical relationship with The Woman I Love. And my zits are not looking too horrible either.
-Nick Twisp
"Youth In Revolt" by C.D. Payne
This book is incredibly funny and I laughed quite boisterously when reading the first line of this specific journal entry. So yeah, check it out.