Bossyboots is calling me
Gods, haven't posted for a while have I? Rory is now two. Two!! And wanting to go for a walk again.. I'm not allowed on the computer much. So I'll just post this..
Rory’s rules of life
1: Mummy is not allowed to cuddle other babies. NOT.
2: The baby swing at the playground belongs to Rory. No one else may approach the swing. Step away from the swing. Now. Or block your ears.
3: Going nudie rudie is perfectly acceptable when jumping on the sofa. Or at the beach. Or at home. Hopefully nowhere else.
4: Whatever DVD is playing in the car is not the one Rory wants. Especially in busy traffic.
5: Bed Teddy goes everywhere with Rory. In puddles, in bed, in the high chair. The dirtier he gets, the more loveable he is. Also, he gets lost a lot. At the library, mostly.
6: Hair ties are for pulling out.
7: Dancing is great, but even more fun in frilly tutus.
8: Say hi to butterflies.
9: Only eat the cream off scones - the rest is not worth bothering with unless you’re really hungry.
10: The handknitted rainbow popsicle jumper from the op shop is the one everyone comments on. Ditto her beautiful blonde hair. *adores*
Edit: just caught her trying to replace her nappy with my panty liners!
Rory’s rules of life
1: Mummy is not allowed to cuddle other babies. NOT.
2: The baby swing at the playground belongs to Rory. No one else may approach the swing. Step away from the swing. Now. Or block your ears.
3: Going nudie rudie is perfectly acceptable when jumping on the sofa. Or at the beach. Or at home. Hopefully nowhere else.
4: Whatever DVD is playing in the car is not the one Rory wants. Especially in busy traffic.
5: Bed Teddy goes everywhere with Rory. In puddles, in bed, in the high chair. The dirtier he gets, the more loveable he is. Also, he gets lost a lot. At the library, mostly.
6: Hair ties are for pulling out.
7: Dancing is great, but even more fun in frilly tutus.
8: Say hi to butterflies.
9: Only eat the cream off scones - the rest is not worth bothering with unless you’re really hungry.
10: The handknitted rainbow popsicle jumper from the op shop is the one everyone comments on. Ditto her beautiful blonde hair. *adores*
Edit: just caught her trying to replace her nappy with my panty liners!