I'm a Laird, baby!
So messyfragmentsand Pat gave me a square foot of land in the Lochaber Highland Estates at Lairds Wood in the Lorship of Lorne. It's some kind of scheme where they sell tiny scraps of land to raise funds for conservation; the gimmick is that Scots law entitles any landowner in Scotland to use the title "Laird." I am now officially Laird David Moore. Check that shit out.
So, yeah, basically I'm after serfs. In exchange for an assurance that you will fight for me if I go to war, I will permit you to gather wood on my square foot every Whitsunday. I think that's reasonable.
Also from last night, this image:
The girls in corsets, over matching tops. Aw, yeah.