See they've been stumbling on the backstreets
Honey I won't give in
No I won't give in
'Cause my love's not a limit
So won't you keep from the beggars and bones
For the night comes to bring them home
And if they manage to keep safe skin
He'll call for her
She'll call for him
1. Using the phrase “real coke” on Twitter will get you a number of concerned tweets making sure you’re not snorting cocaine. I meant Coca-Cola, kids. Honestly, just how bad must ones reputation be when perfect strangers automatically assume you’re getting wasted on a Tuesday night?
2. Itch-e and Scratch-e are reforming and releasing a new album in 2010. Excuse me while I HYPERVENTILATE IN EXCITEMENT. Their first major gig will be at BDO, which I don’t have a ticket for thanks to the shit headliners, so I haven’t ruled out indulging in the age-old festival tradition of gate-jumping. Watch this space, because it’s entirely possible that 2010 will be the year that Bec finally gets arrested.
3. Rwanda has the highest percentage of female politicians in the world.
4. The quote “I’ll stop the rain when you stop the car-jackings, Colleen” still makes me cry with laughter, even after the eighty-third watching of Here & Now. *golf claps* to Ellen.
5. Daniel Merriweather’s ‘Red’ breaks my heart every single time I listen to it. Which bodes well for seeing him live next month.
6. As of 11:49am on November 14th, I had been tweeting for eight months, one week, six days, ten hours, eight minutes and fifty-three seconds.
7. Epiphanies from lookbook.nu: Russians are ethereal, Australians are hipsters, and the French never eat. Tune in next week for more baseless generalisations of entire races of people!
8. My faith in humanity is too easily restored. One free Cleo magazine from the loveliest newsagent in the world and a hilarious bus driver ("coz it's Monday, lil' darlin', an' Mondays are for fightin' the Indians over them there hills") and I’m all ‘yay people!’
9. Hawkesbury River station is not the most fun of places to spend an HOUR AND A HALF OF YOUR LIFE WAITING FOR CITYRAIL TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER.
10. If you bitch about mess+noise, they’ll retaliate. Viciously. Why, they’ll... follow your Twitter. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.