Captain's Log - I Wanna be a Pirate.

Sep 19, 2006 21:27

Arrr, a'ast, maties, for this day we scour the se'en seas for treasures unknown, terrorisin' royal fleets and flyin' our pirate flags high, gar!

Hell if I could resist.

Arrr, found this little gem* kickin' around. Gar.

Aye, Yami, my bonny lass lad, gar! Avast, for today we shall plunder that scoundrel Yoshida's mansion and commandeer one o' his ships, gar! We shall encourage his fleet t' mutiny and sail off with his ship, sa''y? We just need t' take the ol' scallywag by surprise and Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, we have oursel'es one fine ship and a whole ocean at our feet, poppet, gar! What's say you that we take off t' Tortuga for the week and fuck uni'ersity entirely? Do well, and I'll make you my Jack O' Cups.
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