I've been a bad, bad spank...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, redspank (-5000 points). Last month on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I helped littlespank hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I gave swimspank a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4221 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
auspank