Characters...
Antonio ---
You know, I am so sick of moralists. Why the hell do they have to travel in packs? Because they know they annoy people, that's why. I finally got myself a group - well, okay, Sasha was our leader - and things were going okay. We even had a moving buffet to eat off of... sort of. Then everything started to go wrong. Sasha started picking a pattern - pretty elf boys. Fritz started to impregnate people - which totally ruined them for dinner. Gregory... well, Gregory never really did anything wrong. He was pretty good for a troll. And Sasha's zombies, well, they were just zombies. But still... so Sasha and Fritz went out again to pick up dinner -- and apparently, they find a couple of people, but Fritz has to go and chew on one of them, and mess 'em up, and nearly gets them both caught. So Sasha and Fritz come back, with one lousy elf. One lousy elf boy. Well, we start up the fires, and Sasha and I have our usual argument - because, well, I can't exactly eat a desouled person unless it's real fast - the thrill goes out of the blood. So we finally agree, as usual... she drains the soul, I get the blood, the rest goes in the stew pot. Fine. Then a bunch of people show up, and chop the heck out of Gregory while he's tending the fire - and from there, well, everything's a mess. Sasha gets shot several times, collapses - and vanishes after this tiger thing gouges out her throat. Fritz flees, and the zombies get splattered... and, well, that leaves me. Odds are, these people are going to figure out there's no way to help me, and seek to 'release me from my burden' with something painful... I think I should probably get away before that happens. At least I managed to get a fresh meal for once...
Hortense ---
I wish I was more understanding. I had thought that Lysander and Grace wanted me gone, because... well, they wanted me to date this Ophelia person... and told her that I wanted to date her. ... eh, it's confusing. So I went to find a new place to live. I didn't get far, though... I decided I wanted to sit amongst the tarns at the Tarn Sanctuary in Alshira, and that's where they found me. I wonder if being human is worth feeling...
Kruu ---
My name is Kruu, the nuitar, and I am now the companion of Ophelia Mortellis. All those of the light beware... of my power to consume oatmeal cookies.
Neii ---
My new companions, Ansel and Julian, are nice - they're performers! But I think they spend most of their time doing tongue acrobatics.
Zane ---
Nef got exactly what he wanted... to be able to fly, to look pretty, and to be changing with his moods... I think that's a very lovely, wonderful thing. I wonder if he will be happy with it?
You know, I am so sick of moralists. Why the hell do they have to travel in packs? Because they know they annoy people, that's why. I finally got myself a group - well, okay, Sasha was our leader - and things were going okay. We even had a moving buffet to eat off of... sort of. Then everything started to go wrong. Sasha started picking a pattern - pretty elf boys. Fritz started to impregnate people - which totally ruined them for dinner. Gregory... well, Gregory never really did anything wrong. He was pretty good for a troll. And Sasha's zombies, well, they were just zombies. But still... so Sasha and Fritz went out again to pick up dinner -- and apparently, they find a couple of people, but Fritz has to go and chew on one of them, and mess 'em up, and nearly gets them both caught. So Sasha and Fritz come back, with one lousy elf. One lousy elf boy. Well, we start up the fires, and Sasha and I have our usual argument - because, well, I can't exactly eat a desouled person unless it's real fast - the thrill goes out of the blood. So we finally agree, as usual... she drains the soul, I get the blood, the rest goes in the stew pot. Fine. Then a bunch of people show up, and chop the heck out of Gregory while he's tending the fire - and from there, well, everything's a mess. Sasha gets shot several times, collapses - and vanishes after this tiger thing gouges out her throat. Fritz flees, and the zombies get splattered... and, well, that leaves me. Odds are, these people are going to figure out there's no way to help me, and seek to 'release me from my burden' with something painful... I think I should probably get away before that happens. At least I managed to get a fresh meal for once...
Hortense ---
I wish I was more understanding. I had thought that Lysander and Grace wanted me gone, because... well, they wanted me to date this Ophelia person... and told her that I wanted to date her. ... eh, it's confusing. So I went to find a new place to live. I didn't get far, though... I decided I wanted to sit amongst the tarns at the Tarn Sanctuary in Alshira, and that's where they found me. I wonder if being human is worth feeling...
Kruu ---
My name is Kruu, the nuitar, and I am now the companion of Ophelia Mortellis. All those of the light beware... of my power to consume oatmeal cookies.
Neii ---
My new companions, Ansel and Julian, are nice - they're performers! But I think they spend most of their time doing tongue acrobatics.
Zane ---
Nef got exactly what he wanted... to be able to fly, to look pretty, and to be changing with his moods... I think that's a very lovely, wonderful thing. I wonder if he will be happy with it?