public service announcement.

Jul 02, 2005 23:25

just because you put your 60$ victoria's secret silk nightgowns into the dryer and nothing bad happens, does NOT mean you can throw your 300$ morgane le fay silk shirt in there with them. even if the cycle is set to low heat. it will come out looking like a doll's shirt. you will fight back tears while calling everyone you know who you suspect has ever owned something as nice, begging them to tell you how to unshrink it. then you and your [also extremely distraught] boyfriend will stand around in your bedroom pulling at the re-wetted garment to stretch it for an hour.

in any case, i think my shirt is back to normalish. i'm going to have to keep the promise i made while i was stretching the damned thing: "if this shirt goes back to normal, i'll never again transgress against my laundry."
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