i only posted this because i like the part about the black eyes.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, aurynpendragon sent to me...
Twelve scorpios drumming
Eleven shoes singing
Ten languages a-flirting
Nine fauxhawks djing
Eight visionaries a-knitting
Seven kittens a-sewing
Six redheads a-jetsetting
Five bla-a-a-ack eyes
Four stiletto heels
Three gourmet cheeses
Two romancing villains
...and a surrealism in a photography.