this deserves it own journal entry because it's so awesome.

[aurynpendragon]

pennyellope: HAHAHAHAHAHA
pennyellope: I JUST THREW UP MY PICKLE
pennyellope: OOPS
secretagentlux: ew.
secretagentlux: it's because you're drinking shoe polish.
pennyellope: i got a chunk of vicodin stuck in my throat and i threw up the pickle i just ate and caught it in my hand and got the pill out of it and ate it back up again.
pennyellope: I RULE.
secretagentlux: hahahah
secretagentlux: I LOVE YOU
secretagentlux: MARRY ME
pennyellope: OKAY!!
secretagentlux: sweet

i actually just fished drugs out of a handful of vomit. i've never done that before. totally fucking awesome.