I will never sleep again!
I realized tonight, after being awake for two ore three days (I can’t remember exactly) exactly how desirable I am. Here’s what I mean. I was driving home from an emergency run to the grocery store. I had had the idea that Oreos go great with a Vietnam War movie (Full Metal Jacket) and I had no Oreos. So, on the way home I realized that any red-blooded man would be lucky to have me! I’m not afraid of alcohol and food the way that most chicks are; I love ‘guy’ movies and beer; I have an insatiable sex drive and, to boot, I love all things dorky (comic books, video games and computers). Many men love to hang out with me and claim that there should be more women like me in the world. “The catch?” - you may be asking yourself. Well, here it is: why aren’t there any lesbians in the world who appreciate this type of girl. (Aside: if there are any, and you happen, through some freak quantum alignment, to be one of them reading this post, please feel free to sleep with me, oops I meant IM me!)
So, in effect what problem do I have that makes me hate myself when I’m so bloody cool?! I don’t understand my need to be attractive and the only thing that makes me feel that way is having sex. I hate being so knowledgeable about my neurosis! I wish I didn’t know why sometimes! Ignorance can be blissful.
I just can’t understand why men have to dig me and women don’t seem to notice me. Odd.
Recap of the past few days: I haven’t slept in FOREVER!! Today I got a 2 hour nap and that was the first sleep I had had since Sunday night! And then, tonight I plan to sleep for like 9 hours and find out that I have an employee meeting at 10:30 A-fucking-M! I can’t sleep tonight then, so I’m gonna take the practice GRE! Fun, fun, fun.
Basically I stayed on top of my homework, but I skipped class today because I’m a loser, dumbass and I should have gone, but oh well. Sadly, I may be up all night tonight, so I’m sure I’ll post again.
Later, kids.
So, in effect what problem do I have that makes me hate myself when I’m so bloody cool?! I don’t understand my need to be attractive and the only thing that makes me feel that way is having sex. I hate being so knowledgeable about my neurosis! I wish I didn’t know why sometimes! Ignorance can be blissful.
I just can’t understand why men have to dig me and women don’t seem to notice me. Odd.
Recap of the past few days: I haven’t slept in FOREVER!! Today I got a 2 hour nap and that was the first sleep I had had since Sunday night! And then, tonight I plan to sleep for like 9 hours and find out that I have an employee meeting at 10:30 A-fucking-M! I can’t sleep tonight then, so I’m gonna take the practice GRE! Fun, fun, fun.
Basically I stayed on top of my homework, but I skipped class today because I’m a loser, dumbass and I should have gone, but oh well. Sadly, I may be up all night tonight, so I’m sure I’ll post again.
Later, kids.