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Skywalker Apartment [Wednesday morning, early early]

Sep 22, 2009 23:23

When Rory rolled over to curl an arm around Anakin early Wednesday morning, she didn't really wake up. It was a very normal thing to do, after all, to cuddle with one's husband ( Read more... )

i have dirty boy parts, anakin

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sith_happened September 23 2009, 03:30:19 UTC

Anakin was pretty wiped out from his lightsaber duels yesterday with Ben and Kyle Kriffing Katarn, so he wasn't really thinking in terms other than "mmm, warm," as he moved closer to his wife.

This would be a problem in a minute.

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 03:34:23 UTC

Hey, look at that, Rory was starting to come awake, and the baby was asleep, and they were in bed.

Sometimes opportunities just presented themselves. So she snuggled closer and murmured, "Morning. What are your thoughts on sex before breakfast?" against his ear.

She attributed the low voice to the whole sleepy thing, of course.

sith_happened September 23 2009, 03:41:34 UTC

"I think that sounds like an excellent idea," Anakin murmured, kissing her neck.

And hitting stubble.

"Um," he stammered as his eyes flew open.

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 03:46:24 UTC

"What?"

Okay, that was weird. Her voice was still low, even as she cleared her throat.

"What's wrong?" she asked, looking at him and clutching at her throat. "...oh god what is on me?"

sith_happened September 23 2009, 03:49:58 UTC

Anakin was torn between being freaked out and being very, very amused. "I think you're a guy, love," he said.

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 03:52:02 UTC

"...uh no, no I'm not." Rory was going to stay in denial, thank you much.

That was when she glanced down and saw the sheet flat where it shouldn't be, and lumpy where it should not be.

"OH GOD."

sith_happened September 23 2009, 03:57:55 UTC

"You still have pretty eyes?" Anakin tried.

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 03:58:49 UTC

"And stubble," she said unhappily.

sith_happened September 23 2009, 15:27:35 UTC

"Well, yes, and stubble," Anakin admitted. Was it strange to be jealous that your wife looked better in a beard than you did?

Anakin decided that, yes, that was strange, even for here.

"But you're still you in there."

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 15:42:22 UTC

"Yes, but I have a penis."

Pause.

"Probably. I haven't looked."

sith_happened September 23 2009, 15:56:21 UTC

"...do you want to?" he asked, eyes going a little wide.

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 16:00:04 UTC

"No!" Rory squealed prissily, flinging her hands down to protectively keep the blanket where it was. "I mean, I'm sure I'll have to, but oh my god."

sith_happened September 23 2009, 16:05:33 UTC

"Peeing in the dark takes a little bit of practice," Anakin offered helpfully. "I suppose you'll need to borrow some of my clothes this time?"

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 16:25:35 UTC

"Yeah, but they're going to be too big," she said, eyeing their respective physiques. "Oh my god, I can't go to school like this."

sith_happened September 23 2009, 16:28:11 UTC

"Probably not, no," Anakin admitted. "The professors would probably have questions." His eyes twinkled. "And calling yourself Roland is not a very good idea."

auroryborealis September 23 2009, 16:36:35 UTC

"...it worked before."

It did not even remotely work before.

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