Alas. It's May.
Sewing draping procrastinating mate-hunting eating spending money I don't have planning future trips dodging drama dreaming of weight loss and success watching free movies petting feeding medicating entertaining loving the cat remembering the hamsters and making messes of things
Mom left for Egypt today....but it's a BIG secret so shhhhhhhh......
As soon as she left I changed into my super hero costume and started fighting crime. I helped lead authorities to that times square car-bomb terrorist. My mom was so cute today...she was like..."I'm so so so disappointed with that boy. That's just so terrible--imagine if that bomb went off and you were walking by? Karen could've been walking by!" And here's the best part....she then concludes with "And if I saw him, I hit him on the head with my slipper".
Anyway, it's not easy being a super hero pretending to be a fashion designer pretending to be successful--there's always so much on my mind. I just recently had my cape redesigned. It is now completely flame resistant.....the last one was also flame resistant but I guess the lining wasn't? And we all know what happened with that! The wound has nearly healed completely and it's leaving this fabulous scar in the shape of a wild boar-if you look closely you can almost make out little tusks too. Our scars are memories that we carry around with us....*sigh* I just wish THAT memory could've been slightly less humiliating. But it's like I've always said...it's not easy saving the world.
My left projection blade has been a bit faulty too....two nights ago I think it was....I found myself in a sticky situation where I was trying to hold up a falling building with my right shoulder while firing my left protection blade...buttttt nada. Just awful....I really don't know how I get myself into these horrid messes. I'll have to take the damn thing apart tonight and see what exactly seems to be the problem.
Okay my loves. Enough for tonight.
Happy hippos.
Mom left for Egypt today....but it's a BIG secret so shhhhhhhh......
As soon as she left I changed into my super hero costume and started fighting crime. I helped lead authorities to that times square car-bomb terrorist. My mom was so cute today...she was like..."I'm so so so disappointed with that boy. That's just so terrible--imagine if that bomb went off and you were walking by? Karen could've been walking by!" And here's the best part....she then concludes with "And if I saw him, I hit him on the head with my slipper".
Anyway, it's not easy being a super hero pretending to be a fashion designer pretending to be successful--there's always so much on my mind. I just recently had my cape redesigned. It is now completely flame resistant.....the last one was also flame resistant but I guess the lining wasn't? And we all know what happened with that! The wound has nearly healed completely and it's leaving this fabulous scar in the shape of a wild boar-if you look closely you can almost make out little tusks too. Our scars are memories that we carry around with us....*sigh* I just wish THAT memory could've been slightly less humiliating. But it's like I've always said...it's not easy saving the world.
My left projection blade has been a bit faulty too....two nights ago I think it was....I found myself in a sticky situation where I was trying to hold up a falling building with my right shoulder while firing my left protection blade...buttttt nada. Just awful....I really don't know how I get myself into these horrid messes. I'll have to take the damn thing apart tonight and see what exactly seems to be the problem.
Okay my loves. Enough for tonight.
Happy hippos.