Ode to Jessica
So bornst upon this dayth was the fair szlut jessica Penelope Bauer. hs ei s a aqesome friend and yeh an eveb beter lvah. today her is datest of births an di say hello bauer happy birthday you illonois slutttttttt. I have apackage, not like a dick but a mail package of presnt for you boatch, and you shoul dbe really ecited becaus ei haved to do a lot to get it. but i relly like bentley even though they don;t sell dht glases and that sux. but wtf mate; happy birthdya i miss you come visir you slut cuz there is 70 % guys, there is a lot of work but w eva s it is all reaing and i rad swell yo! bn i heart jessi ca faluula bauer because xhe rox my fing world. love you!
-CAT
-CAT