May 22, 2010 12:35
Yes, that was the title on an apartment ad. This has to be one of the best ads on Craigslist that I have seen yet. Enough so that I have to share it with you....
Help! The evil landlord at your current apartment community just told you your lease is up within the next couple weeks…and…SURPRISE! Your rent is being raised! The economy is in an epic frenzy, and times are tough.
Looking around at other apartment communities is giving you such a headache you wish you could just go live in a tree fort with a bunch of Ewoks.
Your roomate Han Solo leaves you a message saying he's going to be gone for a while saving his girlfriend from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.. (AGAIN!) but he found a place called Arbor View on craigslist, and he wants you to go check it out.
You call Arbor View, and tour your new apartment home with Yoda at your side.
Before you know it, there is a team of wookiees helping you move in..
NOW the force is with you.