three midori sours!
weeeeeeeeeeeeell the office party didn't suck as hard as I thought it would. I had me some filet mignons and some crabcakes and some booze, plus some hilarious dancing by some old women to "it's rainin men hallelujah" and we sat at a good table where people talked to us. and it was nice having forrest's ass there. I got him to wear a white shirt with a collar AND A TIE! Miracles do happen, folks.
PLUS they gave me free money. I got a SunTrust card for $150. I guess that's my xmas bonus but I've never gotten one of those before so I was kinda baffled. I mean 150 dollars for showing up to some party! they should pay me for all of my party appearances, I think. because I am the life. I did a jij to Billie Jean is not my lover. it was pretty hot. I'm sorry you missed it.
we took pictures but they were all crappy. i think weight watchers took a hike tonight but I'll fix it tomorrow. gym suicide erases all the bad.
they also had a raffle and some of the big wig partner guys won fuckin ipod nanos and portable dvd players. I got two bottles of wine, a Kendall Jackson pinot noir and a BV chardonnay, which is great cause I like wine but I already have a bottle and I hardly ever drink it at home cause I am the only wine drinker here, and I surely cannot finish a whole bottle, so it just sits and gets vinegary and wasted. this means you people need to come and help me drink this wine, and I always have some mighty fine wine!
They're both 2005, and I don't think that's old enough to be a good year, but it was a great year for me, so they have to be good. Period.
anyway all in all it was an alright shindig and an alright ending to an alright day.
tomorrow will be better, especially if I finish that history essay up.
PLUS they gave me free money. I got a SunTrust card for $150. I guess that's my xmas bonus but I've never gotten one of those before so I was kinda baffled. I mean 150 dollars for showing up to some party! they should pay me for all of my party appearances, I think. because I am the life. I did a jij to Billie Jean is not my lover. it was pretty hot. I'm sorry you missed it.
we took pictures but they were all crappy. i think weight watchers took a hike tonight but I'll fix it tomorrow. gym suicide erases all the bad.
they also had a raffle and some of the big wig partner guys won fuckin ipod nanos and portable dvd players. I got two bottles of wine, a Kendall Jackson pinot noir and a BV chardonnay, which is great cause I like wine but I already have a bottle and I hardly ever drink it at home cause I am the only wine drinker here, and I surely cannot finish a whole bottle, so it just sits and gets vinegary and wasted. this means you people need to come and help me drink this wine, and I always have some mighty fine wine!
They're both 2005, and I don't think that's old enough to be a good year, but it was a great year for me, so they have to be good. Period.
anyway all in all it was an alright shindig and an alright ending to an alright day.
tomorrow will be better, especially if I finish that history essay up.