I'm FREAKING OUT!
He's got a girlfriend??????????????????????????
WTF!? All I get is a bunch of guys who only want to have sex with me and he gets a girlfriend who actually looks pretty nice? Isn't it funny how things work out like that?
I know this is going to sound really dramatic to anyone who reads this, but everything I ever cried about when I was drunk those couple times is coming true.
Oh! And what's more is that even when I do try to find someone, the electronic universe sends me the profiles of women. I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I should just give up and plan on owning 35 pregnant cats, in a house in a wooded area high on a hill somewhere and play organ music really loud so I scare everyone away. I mean, why not? It's not like any guys think I'm awesome enough to respect anyway, right? So I should just go and live with my cats..... and knit them toys (what's sad is that I actually can knit cat toys...........). I'll just do that so everyone else can go on being FUCKING happy without me!
WTF!? All I get is a bunch of guys who only want to have sex with me and he gets a girlfriend who actually looks pretty nice? Isn't it funny how things work out like that?
I know this is going to sound really dramatic to anyone who reads this, but everything I ever cried about when I was drunk those couple times is coming true.
Oh! And what's more is that even when I do try to find someone, the electronic universe sends me the profiles of women. I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I should just give up and plan on owning 35 pregnant cats, in a house in a wooded area high on a hill somewhere and play organ music really loud so I scare everyone away. I mean, why not? It's not like any guys think I'm awesome enough to respect anyway, right? So I should just go and live with my cats..... and knit them toys (what's sad is that I actually can knit cat toys...........). I'll just do that so everyone else can go on being FUCKING happy without me!