I just saw
cupcakemonster's
post about the anagram generator.
This made me spit on the screen.
Final Fantasy = Anal Taffy Sin
Hmmm. Note that each of these generated a ton of alternates; I just list one.
Tifa Lockhart = A Throat Flick
Cloud Strife = Iced For Lust
Lord Braska = Bars La Dork
Quistis Trepe = Queer Psi Tits
Sephiroth = Hipster Ho
Zell Dincht = Chintz Deli
Bahamut = Tuba Ham
Summoner Yuna = Aneurysm Um No
Kimahri Ronso = Armor His Oink