OMG. I love this one.
Eleven books piping
Ten animals a-leaping
Nine dads dancing
Eight movies a-milking
Seven beaches a-talking
Six dvds a-self-loathing
Five ba-a-a-ad sitcoms
Four suzuki motorcycles
Three dating boys
Two intimidating boys
...and a children in a history.
Seriously, isn't one dating boy bad enough?!