Life Just Sucks.
So... I'm sick of being lonely most of the time. I'd heard good things about eHarmony, but when I finished creating a profile there, this is the message I received:
We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.
WTF? Seriously? I refuse to believe that I'm all that unique. They went on to say:
eHarmony's patented matching system was developed after extensive research into marital satisfaction. We use each person's responses to our Relationship Questionnaire to predict the pairings of individuals that are highly likely to result in satisfying long-term relationships, based on what we learned through our research.
Unfortunately, based on responses to our questionnaire, we occasionally find situations where our matching system cannot identify high quality compatible matches, and this has happened in your case. Please understand that it is a result of our matching process and in no way reflects on you as a person or your ability to be in a happy relationship.
We apologize and regret our inability to find good matches for you. The time you spent completing our questionnaire, however, has enabled us to provide you with a free Personality Profile.. This Personality Profile lets you learn more about yourself and should provide you with valuable insights.
We wish you all the best in your search for that special someone.
I read through their personality report and found nothing new. I know who I am and how I react to both people and situations... Maybe that's a part of my problem - I've spent so much of my life figuring this out that I no longer have the capability of surprising myself.
Sigh.
I'm beginning to hate the internet.
We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.
WTF? Seriously? I refuse to believe that I'm all that unique. They went on to say:
eHarmony's patented matching system was developed after extensive research into marital satisfaction. We use each person's responses to our Relationship Questionnaire to predict the pairings of individuals that are highly likely to result in satisfying long-term relationships, based on what we learned through our research.
Unfortunately, based on responses to our questionnaire, we occasionally find situations where our matching system cannot identify high quality compatible matches, and this has happened in your case. Please understand that it is a result of our matching process and in no way reflects on you as a person or your ability to be in a happy relationship.
We apologize and regret our inability to find good matches for you. The time you spent completing our questionnaire, however, has enabled us to provide you with a free Personality Profile.. This Personality Profile lets you learn more about yourself and should provide you with valuable insights.
We wish you all the best in your search for that special someone.
I read through their personality report and found nothing new. I know who I am and how I react to both people and situations... Maybe that's a part of my problem - I've spent so much of my life figuring this out that I no longer have the capability of surprising myself.
Sigh.
I'm beginning to hate the internet.