Date With the Devil, Just Not Quite

[auriga_the_owl]

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Private to Auriga||Tonks

[wotcher_auror]

Why not?

I don't get to have any fun at headquarters.

Re: Private to Auriga||Tonks

[auriga_the_owl]

Oh, hah bloody hah. You know exactly why not. He'll gloat insufferably over it, and I'll have to suffer yet ANOTHER bloody lecture on how I should be wiser in my taste in men.

It's not my fault I'm attracted to all the wrong people.

You mean you don't unnecessarily exploit the trainees? Tonks! Where've you BEEN?

Re: Private to Auriga||Tonks

[wotcher_auror]

Ah... of course.

So what exactly are you going to do about the 'Destroyer of Coffepots' then?

Apparently I'm not allowed to exert myself anymore. I have a lovely desk job for the time being.

Re: Private to Auriga||Tonks

[auriga_the_owl]

I should really be saying something about that new title, but somehow I can't bring myself to do it. Well, I'm not letting Kings gloat all over me again, or I'll end up yanking that gold hoop out of his ear, which'd be a shame. It suits him so. I really don't know.

Ouch. I feel your pain. Maybe we can swap? You can hex the snogging students and blame it on hormones. Minerva would give you a few stern looks, but she wouldn't fire you. Maybe suggest a long rest.

Private to Adults

[being_kingsley]

Auriga, are you completely dispossesed of your mind? Dawlish is NOT sweet. In the slightest. Do not delude yourself.

Re: Private to Adults

[auriga_the_owl]

I am still in posession of my mind - and I am most certainly not deluded, thank you very much.

Private to Adults

[intellegentia]

...

Riiiight.

I am quite sure that everyone else who knows the man would agree that week-old espresso is sweeter than he is.

Errr... good luck with that one.

Re: Private to Adults

[auriga_the_owl]

Roger Davies, I am quite aware that you are not saying ALL that you mean, and unless there is something wrong with your quill, I will have you know that Dawlish is a perfectly amiable person.

Re: Private to Adults

[intellegentia]

Yeah. Not saying all I'm thinking. It's called tact. It is a very useful quality. Nothing's the matter with my quill, thanks. I am, of course, still trying to get my mind wrapped around the idea of Dawlish dating. He seems so... serious and gitty and insensitive all the time. And this coming from Lives-To-Do-Damage-Control-After-Oliver-and-Marcus-and-Angelina.

Re: Private to Adults

[auriga_the_owl]

There's nothing the matter with being serious. It's a pleasant change from flippant.