Gabe:1 -- Can of Soup: 0
Gabe has proved once again that his problem solving skills are more than up to par for his age.
A few minutes ago...
Dinner: *cooking*
Me: *eating carrots and trying to decide between hot chocolate and tea*
Gabe: RAMPAGE
Can: I am (mostly) toddlerproof! You cannot open me! DENIED, N00B! (pull-tab type of can)
Me: *eyes gabe trying to eat the can* Hey Gabe, that's not the best way to do that...
Gabe: *puts can on the counter, starts searching through the utensil drawer*
Me: Gabe...?
Gabe: *mumble nonsense* Sfoooon! *brandishes metal spoon triumphantly*
Me: *inner geek giggles* Can't really open a can with that, hun.
Gabe: *tries anyway* suck.. (He's saying stuck, honest. He says that to locked doors, too)
Me: *stifles giggles*
Can: Hah! You can't open me with that. NOOB!
Gabe: *smacks the can a few times* SUCK! *tries to push the spoon handle through the lid of the can*
Can: Ok, that isn't going to work.. and you're denting the can...
Gabe: *has dropped the spoon, rifles through the drawer again* Key!
Me: O.o Key?
Gabe: *Brandishes the opener, much like Link does with anything he finds in a chest* KEY!! *grins*
Can: That's not a key.. that's a... CAN OPENER! OH NOES! I MUST FLEE! CURSE MY LACK OF LEGS!
Me: *inner geek cackles* *giggle* *wishes there was a camera nearby*
Gabe: *uses can opener as intended, only upside down*
Can: OH NOES! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! *spills liquid on counter*
Gabe: *giggle* *gibberish*
Can opener: *grinds rather unhealthy-like*
Me: Ok, I sense disaster. *intervenes*
Can opener: *is saved*
Gabe: *pouts* Key....
Me: Can opener.
Can: *sigh of relief*
Gabe: *reaching for the can* Cookie!
Me: Food. *sigh* I guess you're having soup for dinner.
Dinner: *continues to cook. Good old KD*
Can: Nooooooooooooooooo!
It's moments like this that make me forget for a while how much he frustrates me ^_^
A few minutes ago...
Dinner: *cooking*
Me: *eating carrots and trying to decide between hot chocolate and tea*
Gabe: RAMPAGE
Can: I am (mostly) toddlerproof! You cannot open me! DENIED, N00B! (pull-tab type of can)
Me: *eyes gabe trying to eat the can* Hey Gabe, that's not the best way to do that...
Gabe: *puts can on the counter, starts searching through the utensil drawer*
Me: Gabe...?
Gabe: *mumble nonsense* Sfoooon! *brandishes metal spoon triumphantly*
Me: *inner geek giggles* Can't really open a can with that, hun.
Gabe: *tries anyway* suck.. (He's saying stuck, honest. He says that to locked doors, too)
Me: *stifles giggles*
Can: Hah! You can't open me with that. NOOB!
Gabe: *smacks the can a few times* SUCK! *tries to push the spoon handle through the lid of the can*
Can: Ok, that isn't going to work.. and you're denting the can...
Gabe: *has dropped the spoon, rifles through the drawer again* Key!
Me: O.o Key?
Gabe: *Brandishes the opener, much like Link does with anything he finds in a chest* KEY!! *grins*
Can: That's not a key.. that's a... CAN OPENER! OH NOES! I MUST FLEE! CURSE MY LACK OF LEGS!
Me: *inner geek cackles* *giggle* *wishes there was a camera nearby*
Gabe: *uses can opener as intended, only upside down*
Can: OH NOES! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! *spills liquid on counter*
Gabe: *giggle* *gibberish*
Can opener: *grinds rather unhealthy-like*
Me: Ok, I sense disaster. *intervenes*
Can opener: *is saved*
Gabe: *pouts* Key....
Me: Can opener.
Can: *sigh of relief*
Gabe: *reaching for the can* Cookie!
Me: Food. *sigh* I guess you're having soup for dinner.
Dinner: *continues to cook. Good old KD*
Can: Nooooooooooooooooo!
It's moments like this that make me forget for a while how much he frustrates me ^_^