Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[auralily]

So, if I were to be entirely honest, I would have to say that my entire day has sucked more than a $2 whore. Work was horrendous, which isn't unusual, but somehow all of the people that usually make it bearable (such as the Jared look-alike that has the desk across from mine) decided to call in sick or whatever the hell it was that they were doing

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[cazsuane]

I work with kids so as to remind myself why I will never have kids. Works brilliantly to squash any of those nauseating clucky symptoms seen in so many childless women.

[auralily]

As I'm fond of saying, I like other people's kids but I like the fact that I get to send them home at the end of the day even more : D

Personally, I've never suffered from any of those nauseating, clucky symptoms, but I attribute it to the fact that I've spent so much time around my cousin's children that I know exactly why having kids of my own would be a horrible idea.

[cazsuane]

Exactly. Kids are great on a short term basis. Loaned. Maybe more parents would be happier people and kids could grow up in more stable environments if the children could be loaned out more. It'd probably also quite nicely reduce the birth rate.

My problem is that I'm the oldest of the grandkids and I was 13 by the time my first cousin came to being.

[auralily]

In my family, myself and all of my cousins were born in a relatively short amount of time. My oldest cousin is only 4 years older than I am. In the past few years an alarming number of them have decided to reproduce and, since I'm the responsible one, I've been stuck with babysitting duty more times than I can count.

It's definitely made me consider the benefits of taking a vow of chastity.

[cazsuane]

Gawd. Lucky you.