take it off!
so this is the deal:
1) before i went to sleep i was pathetically giggly and happy. somehow i managed to put some things on the back of my mind and cope with reality by hiding the yucky stuff and focusing on the yummy.
2) i skipped 2 classes because i did not have the energy to get out of bed... it was too comfy. and guess what? i don't care!
3) i think my new hobby in math class is staring blankly at the blackboard. my motto: if you can't understand it, pretend you understand it! it works... until the test comes around the corner. i just feel too overwhelmed by some students, it feels like an auction, not a class:
teacher: "what is the square root of the mean multiplied by the standard deviation, multiplied by the standard deviation minus one?"
*1 fraction of a second delay*
student 1: "14.567!"
student 2: "57.876!"
teacher: "can i get a higher number? a higher number anyone!?"
student 3: *raising his calculator in triumph* "78.923! 78.923!"
teacher: "78.923 it is! anyone got the same answer?"
me: "fuck..."
4) i am in pain... bitter, organ-wrenching, mind numbing, on the verge of screaming, tears spilling out pain... *pain killers, pain killers, where art thou?*
5) i went to work but had to leave early because i was nauseous. right now i cannot go to bed because i am waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in *sigh*
.... in the end, it's not that bad.. i am still in a good mood... even though my body wants it to be the other way around...
...
on the other hand...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NORTH AMERICANS?! do you not learn from your mistakes? do you think conservatism will really protect you or lead you to the road of progress?
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELVES TOO MUCH!
whatever happened to:
land of the free?
free expression?
tolerance?
separation of state and religion?
peace and justice for all?
.... you are working backwards.... really..
my support goes for all those who will be affected by the re-election of a dumbass...
.... who knows? maybe someday you'll open your eyes and say to yourselves: what the fuck was i thinking?!"
the problem, though, is that you won't be waking up from a one night stand, or a hang-over, or amnesia... you'll realize that you sold your soul to a walking, shitting, intuitive ape..
i take that back, apes must be smarter... the discovery channel says so...
ooohhh quizzes
You are Magenta. The lip gloss that sank the
titanic.
Which Rocky Horror character are you?
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1) before i went to sleep i was pathetically giggly and happy. somehow i managed to put some things on the back of my mind and cope with reality by hiding the yucky stuff and focusing on the yummy.
2) i skipped 2 classes because i did not have the energy to get out of bed... it was too comfy. and guess what? i don't care!
3) i think my new hobby in math class is staring blankly at the blackboard. my motto: if you can't understand it, pretend you understand it! it works... until the test comes around the corner. i just feel too overwhelmed by some students, it feels like an auction, not a class:
teacher: "what is the square root of the mean multiplied by the standard deviation, multiplied by the standard deviation minus one?"
*1 fraction of a second delay*
student 1: "14.567!"
student 2: "57.876!"
teacher: "can i get a higher number? a higher number anyone!?"
student 3: *raising his calculator in triumph* "78.923! 78.923!"
teacher: "78.923 it is! anyone got the same answer?"
me: "fuck..."
4) i am in pain... bitter, organ-wrenching, mind numbing, on the verge of screaming, tears spilling out pain... *pain killers, pain killers, where art thou?*
5) i went to work but had to leave early because i was nauseous. right now i cannot go to bed because i am waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in *sigh*
.... in the end, it's not that bad.. i am still in a good mood... even though my body wants it to be the other way around...
...
on the other hand...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NORTH AMERICANS?! do you not learn from your mistakes? do you think conservatism will really protect you or lead you to the road of progress?
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELVES TOO MUCH!
whatever happened to:
land of the free?
free expression?
tolerance?
separation of state and religion?
peace and justice for all?
.... you are working backwards.... really..
my support goes for all those who will be affected by the re-election of a dumbass...
.... who knows? maybe someday you'll open your eyes and say to yourselves: what the fuck was i thinking?!"
the problem, though, is that you won't be waking up from a one night stand, or a hang-over, or amnesia... you'll realize that you sold your soul to a walking, shitting, intuitive ape..
i take that back, apes must be smarter... the discovery channel says so...
ooohhh quizzes
You are Magenta. The lip gloss that sank the
titanic.
Which Rocky Horror character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla