This Journal now 100% fat.
You should all feel a sense of achievement, due to the...let's go with 'resounding' success of my ramblings up to this point it seems you're all addled enough so as to want me to keep posting WELL GOOD FOR YOU.
Since I've been away for so long that I have started to forget people's usernames I'll try and recap on the various happenings starting from when ever I can remember.
* I'm currently doing BS at Ourimbah University. This gives you some idea of just how unliving the Ourimbah Campus that I have to seek amusement in the names of courses (I'd like to be able to say that I'm doing a Bachelor of Arse because that'd be funnier).
* Ourimbah Campus is so small and poverty stricken that there is nothing to do here, the political activism is laughable; The Socialists, Commies and Labor supporters are so un-interesting that they attend the Greenies rallies and meetings. Conversely the Greenies turn up to all the Leftist meetings. As for the Lib's and idiots they are grossly over-represented on Campus but are too busy banging rocks together to do anything more than congregate and, well, bang rocks together. They're quite good at it.
* Last semester was a tad dull, this was illustrated perfectly by our Bio Labs where the highlight of the entire thing was Dan pouring Potassium Cyanide down a drain after the lecturers had spent a good ten minutes explaining what it does to animals and that we SHOULDN'T POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN. Apart from that the long hours were spent cutting up plants which'd be ok if we were going to uni to learn how to be salad chefs. This semester we get to cut up rats which I don't deny will be fun, I'd hate to think I'd bought a dissection for nothing.
* Sin City was good, if you want to retain any semblance of movie related credibility with me you should go and see it...now!
* I'm going to have to change my 'edit style', I'm over this olive nonsense.
* My attention spa-
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Since I've been away for so long that I have started to forget people's usernames I'll try and recap on the various happenings starting from when ever I can remember.
* I'm currently doing BS at Ourimbah University. This gives you some idea of just how unliving the Ourimbah Campus that I have to seek amusement in the names of courses (I'd like to be able to say that I'm doing a Bachelor of Arse because that'd be funnier).
* Ourimbah Campus is so small and poverty stricken that there is nothing to do here, the political activism is laughable; The Socialists, Commies and Labor supporters are so un-interesting that they attend the Greenies rallies and meetings. Conversely the Greenies turn up to all the Leftist meetings. As for the Lib's and idiots they are grossly over-represented on Campus but are too busy banging rocks together to do anything more than congregate and, well, bang rocks together. They're quite good at it.
* Last semester was a tad dull, this was illustrated perfectly by our Bio Labs where the highlight of the entire thing was Dan pouring Potassium Cyanide down a drain after the lecturers had spent a good ten minutes explaining what it does to animals and that we SHOULDN'T POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN. Apart from that the long hours were spent cutting up plants which'd be ok if we were going to uni to learn how to be salad chefs. This semester we get to cut up rats which I don't deny will be fun, I'd hate to think I'd bought a dissection for nothing.
* Sin City was good, if you want to retain any semblance of movie related credibility with me you should go and see it...now!
* I'm going to have to change my 'edit style', I'm over this olive nonsense.
* My attention spa-
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