What a night! Guys, it's funny!
So I get off of work last night and I was invited to my cousin's party along with Matt. So we're on our way and I call my Dad to see if he got there yet and I say, "where are you?" He goes, "I'm on the side of the road on rt. 352, I hit a deer and the car is totaled (sp?)!" WHHHAAAAT? So apparently, he was on his way to the party, from another one with his girlfriend and two other friends in the back seat and he hit and deer crossing the road and the hood flew up and my dad vered over to the side of the road but couldn't put his lights on because the car went dead, who'd-a-thunk it? If the hood never flew up, the deer would have went right thru the windsheild and my dad would have been done! (Thank God) Oh, and the airbags never went off btw. Keep this in mind, y'all: me and matt are dressed as a goof on my parents = i'm my dad, and he is my dad's girlfriend. We weren't going to show them until we all got to the party... it was a surprise, well that got fucked! So i walk out of the car, I'm wearing a Phila. suburban water co. shirt and a rediculous afro on my head. Matt is wearing a red velvet sweatsuit with high heels, fishnet stockings, nailpolish, and a blonde wig... OK? So the cop is there moving the dead deer from one side of the road to the other and my dads girlfriend is dressed as a cat (face paint and all). My dad had fake blood on his face, and the cop thought it was caused by the accident. So we have to explain who we're suppsed to be to the cop who I'm sure was having a ball with this. We get to the party, explain everything to the family and it was a great night from there. Everyone fell in love with Matt because of the Cahonees (Kah-ho-nays) he had to wear all of that shit in front of my family. Anyway, so as of the moment, I will be taking my grandmother's boat of a car to school until we find a replacement. Apparently, my dad is getting a chevy aveo or something as a rental car for a couple days but that won't be until tomorrow I think. It'll be a rough season, I can already tell. I'm just happy my Dad is okay. Anyway, peace out y'all and have a good rest of the week.