Memories!
I was cleaning my room and found an old notebook with all my biology notes. I had written down the most memorable quotes. Wow, funny class. So I knew I had to preserve them somewhere and this is the perfect place. Richard Gardner is a funny, funny man.
-"If you have a stomach ulcer then the acid is going to eat your stomach from the inside out and that's why, uh... most people don't like to have ulcers."
-"How do plants, like, make kids?"
-"Next time don't plagiarize."
-"What do you think?" "Are you lying?"
-"You just... how do I put this delicately? When you go number 2 a large percentage of that is e coli." "...Oh my gosh." Him and Bailey
-"That goes without saying, but I said it anyway."
-"There shouldn't be any of them before you're born. Once you come out they start colonizing you."
-"This is as close to sex as bacteria get."
-"Cow farts as gas?" "Well yeah, it's natural gas." "You could just put a cow in your trunk and drive around." "haha moooooo" "Eat you beans Bessie, We've got a long trip ahead of us." "Hahaha!" "Did you just snort?"
-"Basically, in this world you're screwed no matter what you do. That's the way the world is set up."
-"Does anyone else have nay good fungus stories?"
-"It's just funny, you know. We give flowers to each other but really they're just sexual organs. It's just weird when you think about it that way."
-"Like when you cut cinnamon rolls with dental floss. Anyone know what I'm talking about? We all eat cinnamon rolls I hope. If you don't then you're really missing out."
-"Isn't there still a leper colony somewhere in Hawaii?" "Yes, it's a National park actually." "What, to go look at lepers?"
-"And so that's how the sneeches are actually scientific...well... sort of."
-"If you have a stomach ulcer then the acid is going to eat your stomach from the inside out and that's why, uh... most people don't like to have ulcers."
-"How do plants, like, make kids?"
-"Next time don't plagiarize."
-"What do you think?" "Are you lying?"
-"You just... how do I put this delicately? When you go number 2 a large percentage of that is e coli." "...Oh my gosh." Him and Bailey
-"That goes without saying, but I said it anyway."
-"There shouldn't be any of them before you're born. Once you come out they start colonizing you."
-"This is as close to sex as bacteria get."
-"Cow farts as gas?" "Well yeah, it's natural gas." "You could just put a cow in your trunk and drive around." "haha moooooo" "Eat you beans Bessie, We've got a long trip ahead of us." "Hahaha!" "Did you just snort?"
-"Basically, in this world you're screwed no matter what you do. That's the way the world is set up."
-"Does anyone else have nay good fungus stories?"
-"It's just funny, you know. We give flowers to each other but really they're just sexual organs. It's just weird when you think about it that way."
-"Like when you cut cinnamon rolls with dental floss. Anyone know what I'm talking about? We all eat cinnamon rolls I hope. If you don't then you're really missing out."
-"Isn't there still a leper colony somewhere in Hawaii?" "Yes, it's a National park actually." "What, to go look at lepers?"
-"And so that's how the sneeches are actually scientific...well... sort of."