Philosophy Quotes...
-"It's so sad when an erasor has so little left to live for." Dr. Jones
-"So Mr. President... the last year and a half of my life... what was that all about?" -Josh
-"My body temperature tends to be warmer than other peoples. I don't know why. Seems if you're soul-less you'd be colder." -Dr. Jones
-"What is it about the earth being big that attracts us to it?" "I'm not attracted to bigger things." "That hurt!" Dr. Jones and Joel
-"Oh... I shouldn't have drawn attention to that. It must be very sad for someone." Dr. Jones in reference to the lung hacking going on in the hallway.
-"I can't move that! It would ruin the ecology of the counter!" Dr. Jones in reference to the rotton banana.
-"Reading Artisotle is like getting a drink of water from a firehose; You're still thirsty but you don't want anymore water." Dr. Jones
-"There's a soap called ivory and it actually floats." "As most soap does!" Dr. Jones and Galoot
-"Sorry... Sometimes I get so excited... I spray." Dr. Jones
-"It's all fun and games with the Puritans... oh wait... no it wasn't."
-"Mmmmmmm" "Oh! Let me write that down!" "Mmmmmmm? You're going to write mmmmmm down? Sorry. You can give that a stupid point if you want." Tim and Dr. Jones
-"He's on the West Wing. I don't know if you guys have seen that. It's like pornography for liberals." Dr. Jones
-"Have you ever had a dream that was so vivid that when you awoke you weren't sure if it was real or not?" "Yes." "Last night!" "I dreamt that Jenna got killed in a car wreck." "That's awful." "I fled the evil squid man!" Dr. Jones, Peter, Tim
-"It's not The Matrix because that's a crummy movie. Good premise but not enough gun fighting." Dr. Jones
-"That's pretty deep for a Honda."
-"I know it's not funny, but the fact that someone actually uttered it is worthy of a chuckle."
-"Did you know that this is one of the few products with edible bromine?" "I love bromine! Eat it all the time." "It causes cancer Zach." "Well, name me one thing that doesn't." "Water." "Depends where you're from."
-"I can think about the 3 pink things in the room. 1, 2, 3. See? I was rasied by wolves so I can point."
-"You forgot! How could you forget? I'm telling!"
-"I dream Mexican Soap operas."
-"You have to live in a rich country before you can look at an animal and say, 'hmmm... not food.'"
-"How does she suffer psychological disorders?" "She has a mind."
-"And before you know it you're on an episode of 'When Good times go bad.'"
-"So Mr. President... the last year and a half of my life... what was that all about?" -Josh
-"My body temperature tends to be warmer than other peoples. I don't know why. Seems if you're soul-less you'd be colder." -Dr. Jones
-"What is it about the earth being big that attracts us to it?" "I'm not attracted to bigger things." "That hurt!" Dr. Jones and Joel
-"Oh... I shouldn't have drawn attention to that. It must be very sad for someone." Dr. Jones in reference to the lung hacking going on in the hallway.
-"I can't move that! It would ruin the ecology of the counter!" Dr. Jones in reference to the rotton banana.
-"Reading Artisotle is like getting a drink of water from a firehose; You're still thirsty but you don't want anymore water." Dr. Jones
-"There's a soap called ivory and it actually floats." "As most soap does!" Dr. Jones and Galoot
-"Sorry... Sometimes I get so excited... I spray." Dr. Jones
-"It's all fun and games with the Puritans... oh wait... no it wasn't."
-"Mmmmmmm" "Oh! Let me write that down!" "Mmmmmmm? You're going to write mmmmmm down? Sorry. You can give that a stupid point if you want." Tim and Dr. Jones
-"He's on the West Wing. I don't know if you guys have seen that. It's like pornography for liberals." Dr. Jones
-"Have you ever had a dream that was so vivid that when you awoke you weren't sure if it was real or not?" "Yes." "Last night!" "I dreamt that Jenna got killed in a car wreck." "That's awful." "I fled the evil squid man!" Dr. Jones, Peter, Tim
-"It's not The Matrix because that's a crummy movie. Good premise but not enough gun fighting." Dr. Jones
-"That's pretty deep for a Honda."
-"I know it's not funny, but the fact that someone actually uttered it is worthy of a chuckle."
-"Did you know that this is one of the few products with edible bromine?" "I love bromine! Eat it all the time." "It causes cancer Zach." "Well, name me one thing that doesn't." "Water." "Depends where you're from."
-"I can think about the 3 pink things in the room. 1, 2, 3. See? I was rasied by wolves so I can point."
-"You forgot! How could you forget? I'm telling!"
-"I dream Mexican Soap operas."
-"You have to live in a rich country before you can look at an animal and say, 'hmmm... not food.'"
-"How does she suffer psychological disorders?" "She has a mind."
-"And before you know it you're on an episode of 'When Good times go bad.'"