Amusing Anecdotes (and alliteration)
Amusing anecdote #1:
I was driving around Winter Park today, and as I was stopped at a stoplight, I glanced to my right, and I saw a woman who was obviously a distributor for a health products company. The slogan, which was PLASTERED across the van, was "Look, Feel, and Stay Healthy!" The punchline? The driver of said van was smoking a cigarette. Oh, the irony!
Anecdote #2 is just really cute.
I was lifeguarding tonight and heard a small boy ask his babysitter if he could get "moonburned".
I was driving around Winter Park today, and as I was stopped at a stoplight, I glanced to my right, and I saw a woman who was obviously a distributor for a health products company. The slogan, which was PLASTERED across the van, was "Look, Feel, and Stay Healthy!" The punchline? The driver of said van was smoking a cigarette. Oh, the irony!
Anecdote #2 is just really cute.
I was lifeguarding tonight and heard a small boy ask his babysitter if he could get "moonburned".