The Kubler-Ross model of buying a house
1 - Denial: No, you can't have the one with the swimming pool, the pool table, and the swimming table. That doesn't even make any sense.
2 - Anger: You want HOW much for this asbestos-ridden death rattler???
3 - Bargaining: Okay, you don't have to cover the closing costs. But I want the dishwasher and that nice snow shovel I saw on the porch.
4 - Depression: This is never going to work. Why did I ever think that anyone would be stupid enough to sell me a house? I'm going to die in my parents' guest room!
5 - Acceptance: They accepted my offer? Seriously? No. SERIOUSLY?
So far I've got stages 1-4. We'll find out about 5 tomorrow morning.
2 - Anger: You want HOW much for this asbestos-ridden death rattler???
3 - Bargaining: Okay, you don't have to cover the closing costs. But I want the dishwasher and that nice snow shovel I saw on the porch.
4 - Depression: This is never going to work. Why did I ever think that anyone would be stupid enough to sell me a house? I'm going to die in my parents' guest room!
5 - Acceptance: They accepted my offer? Seriously? No. SERIOUSLY?
So far I've got stages 1-4. We'll find out about 5 tomorrow morning.