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Man, do I suck. It's Cinco de Mayo and I've been at home most of the evening writing papers. I was supossed to go out with La and party like a rockstar, but there's too much on my plate class wise. It would not be a smart move. I feel like the biggest dork. I hope she doesn't hate me. It's the end of the semester and I have a lot of things coming at me. Two papers, an online quiz, a movie review discussion board, a review session for the final, and I need to study for my biology finals next week. Honestly, just shoot me. I can't wait until summer.
Nanny told me the funniest thing ever. Now, keep in mind she's almost 80.
N: Amanda my front butt itches.
D: Well, it's a yeast infection from all of the antibiotics you've been on. I can take you to the store to get something or you can get a pill from your doctor.
N: I'll wait for the pill, but the Neosporin really isn't helping.
OMG, I almost died from laughing so hard. All I can picture is Nanny scratching her "front butt" and then putting Neosporin on it. I was like that's not going to help at all. Gotta love old people.
I have allergy testing in the morning and I'm terrorfied. I have to go by myself to. Goodness, you would think that someone would go with you when you're going to be attacked by this comb looking thing a few times. Nope, not me.
Funny story about my sister.
After the cat died she didn't sleep good and then Princess Lindsey was up all night sick. Her and Megan when to the grocery store. My sister picks up butter and looks right at Meg and says...
Moo: Megan, everyone in our family sure loves this crunchy cock.
Ummmm, yeah. Or country crock. Megan almost died laughing and so did everyone else within ear shot.
I think this post has taken on mucho randomness. It's time for bed. I can't type straight anymore and that's a problem when you're trying to type a paper.
Nanny told me the funniest thing ever. Now, keep in mind she's almost 80.
N: Amanda my front butt itches.
D: Well, it's a yeast infection from all of the antibiotics you've been on. I can take you to the store to get something or you can get a pill from your doctor.
N: I'll wait for the pill, but the Neosporin really isn't helping.
OMG, I almost died from laughing so hard. All I can picture is Nanny scratching her "front butt" and then putting Neosporin on it. I was like that's not going to help at all. Gotta love old people.
I have allergy testing in the morning and I'm terrorfied. I have to go by myself to. Goodness, you would think that someone would go with you when you're going to be attacked by this comb looking thing a few times. Nope, not me.
Funny story about my sister.
After the cat died she didn't sleep good and then Princess Lindsey was up all night sick. Her and Megan when to the grocery store. My sister picks up butter and looks right at Meg and says...
Moo: Megan, everyone in our family sure loves this crunchy cock.
Ummmm, yeah. Or country crock. Megan almost died laughing and so did everyone else within ear shot.
I think this post has taken on mucho randomness. It's time for bed. I can't type straight anymore and that's a problem when you're trying to type a paper.