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Friday I went and got my massage. It was amazing. Just what I needed. I had so many knots in my back/neck/shoulders. Not good. I also went out to dinner with my mom. She is awesome. After dinner I rushed home to get ready to go out.
Anyone that knows me knows that it takes a little while for me to get ready, especially if I'm going to look cute. I got ready in 45 min. Can you believe it? So my sister came and got me (so I wouldn't drink and drive) and we went to get Lisa and Nickie at her cousins house. We went into her cousin's house and had a beer. Thus, the drinking began. The guys were pretty funny. Roger, Nickie's cousin is a funny drunk and so is Bobby. Troy, it was his house, was standing and swaying. After the beer we told them we were leaving and if they wanted to to they could meet us up at the wheel. We go to the wheel and it's packed. I know odd right? The band there was awesome and kinda amusing.
I started drinking and dancing. Once I start drinking I tend to just loose all of my inhabitions. So I was out on the dance floor dancing by myself with everyone I came with laughing at me. Pretty awesome. And then Bobby, Roger, and Troy came. Bobby and Roger brought their wives. As soon as Troy got there he was moonwalking on the dance floor. Let's just say he totally had his drink on.
After a few more drinks I was shaking my ass in everyones face. I'm also pretty sure that I started grabbing Troy's ass....nice (I'll confirm with my Moo). So Troy and I go and start dancing and again everyone is laughing at us. He goes back to the table and does a shot and then tries to get me to suck a lemon out of his mouth. I was like what? I'm not taking that from your mouth? And he was like oh, you're one of those girls on the first date? Ummm what? So I got a little pissy. One of what kind of girls??
Yeah, I had another drink and mellowed out and then he comes up and says you're innocent aren't you. I was like I guess so. And he was like cheers to innocence. Yeah, I cheered fine he on the other hand spilled his brand new beer all over the side of me. And then looks at me as I jump away from the puddle. Did you just pee? Not so much buddy, but now my pants are wet thanks.
After getting drenched with beer my Moo and I started shaking out butts together. Roger goes, I was both of you at the same time. Buddy please, you couldn't handle 2 Polish girls. ;-) It was funny. My Moo and I had such a good time dancing together. Then my Moo and Lisa made a comment that I'm a funny drunk. Awesome.
I didn't think the wheel was going to be much fun, but it was. I even got to meet Barfly Bobby. He's awesome. He got too many DUI's and had his liscense revocked, but still hangs out at the bar. He always asks my sister for a ride, saying Going North? He was so nice. He kinda protected me from the ass raiders.
On the way home got Burger King and talked about Troy. He just wasn't having me. Maybe it's because he knows I don't put out. Or maybe it's because we were both intoxicated. Who knows. It didn't matter how much I rubbed on that guy he just wasn't taking it. That's cool though, because once I sobered up I didn't want him anymore. Sad isn't it. It's fine though, because I heard he takes Viagra.
When I got home I talked to Rob, but now I get the impression that he was disgusted with me. I've tried talking to him and he doesn't want to. :-(
Saturday I hung out with La. We rushed to her house and got her ready. I curled her hair and everything. Then we met up with MariTess and Jonathan and went to Birmingham. We met her friend Johanna and got tickets to see 40 Year Old Virgin. Before the movie we went and had Thai. Can you believe it?!??!? I ate Thai. It was really good too.
The movie was so funny. I liked it. I was laughing so hard.
After the movie MariTess wanted to dance so we headed to Clutch. Ummm, yeah it would have been more fun if there weren't 600 guys always trying to grab up on us and raid the bootie. Once we moved away from the crowd though it was better. I went crazy when the played Em and some guy started rapping to me. It was funny. Some guy also told me that my ass was amazing. I was was like umm ok and he was like no really it is. You should shake it more. Luckily La's sister was our little protector. She's so funny. I want her to be my sister too.