Voicemail

[auntie_vida]

"You have reached the voicemail of Miss Vida Boheme. I am so terribly sorry that I missed your call, but please leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ta!"

Comments

[future_sandworm]

"Have you noticed that all the parameters have gone missing?"

[Deliberate nonsense, explanation given here]

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

[eager_platypus]

[From here.]

"I do not know how things work where you are from, but where I come from, two people actually meet in person before going out on a date. If you are willing to start from there, perhaps I would be willing to go to dinner with you then."

[auntie_vida]

[To here.]

[justlike_a_girl]

[From here]

"I don't know who the hell you are, but I am not a drunk and I don't have stupid ideas!"

[shiroi_tiger]

[From here!]

"You know, I'm not entirely certain who you are. Which might come as a bit of a shock to you, considering the fact that we're apparently well past the naked stage of our relationship, and all. This is news to me. And I haven't even been drinking today."

Wacky Phone Hijinks!

[batwaffles]

[From here!]

"Okay, that's either a really effective cryptic message, or a really lame try at scaring me. One way or the other are you serious? Please."

Re: Wacky Phone Hijinks!

[auntie_vida]

[To here!]