Thanks for the Mammaries

[auntie_christ]

Auntie Christ's New Year's Resolutions:

Quit cigarettes and start smoking more crack;

Find something to sell on the Home Shopping Network and make a million dollars;

Marry Jennifer Lopez;

Pick more lice out of Saddam Hussein's beard and sell it on Ebay;

Record an album of classical/country/metal/glam/new age music;

Lose ten pounds and gain it back;

Dress up as Frodo and go out on the streets to beg for bus fare;

Start charging people a dollar to take them off my friends list;

Piss off as many people as I possibly can.