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[aunticrist]

How I feel sometimes when installing or updating software:

Me:
*Launch installer*
Computer(installer):
Do you want to install this?
Me:
Yes.
Computer(OS):
Hey, are you sure you want to install this?
Me:
Yes.
Computer:
*prepping install files*
Computer:
I'm about to install this, do you agree to give us your first born if we ask nicely?
Me:
Yes. Fucking install already.
Computer:
Do you want to install it here in the Program Folder?
Me:
*stares at the screen* Yyyyyyessss.
Computer:
Want to install the Bing/Yahoo/Weatherbug toolbar?!
Me:
NO!
Computer:
Fine.Fine...damn. *installs*
Computer:
*Finishes installing and checks for updates* Hey! There's an upda...
Me:
YES. Fucking hell...
Computer:
*starts downloading update*
Me:
*walks around office waiting for 100MB "update" to download*
Computer:
Hey, I just downloaded this update, do you want me to install it?
Me:
What the fuck did I just tell you about the update?
Computer:
That you wanted me to download it?
Me:
Aaaaand...?
Computer:
Install it?
Me:
...
Me:
Well?
Computer:
What?
Me:
INSTALL THE UPDATE ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Computer:
OK. Shit. Just tryin' to be helpful here...meanie.
Me:
Just hurry up.