Senior chuckles...
New AARP Bumper Stickers ...
There are three signs of old age; the first is loss of memory, I forgot the other two.
I’m retired ~ I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.
When I was younger, all I wanted was a BMW. Now I don’t care about the W.
I’m in the “INITIAL” stages of my golden years; SS, CDs, IRAs, and AARP.
Cremation? Think outside the box.
We got married for better or worse ~ He couldn’t do better, I couldn’t do any worse.
Old people ROCK, (picture of person in rocking chair)
At my age … everything I buy comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Don’t worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The shortest sentence is “I am.” The longest is “I do.”
Sorry the photos didn't work ~ ugh!
They were much funnier with pics.
Oh well! Perhaps another time.