Auntie's Writing Mojo...
Dear Muse,
I don't know where the hell you are... the Bajamas? Cozumel? Maybe taking a trek through the Himalayas? Well, wherever you are, DROP THE TRINKETS AND THE FUNNY KOOL-AID AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!
Seriously, you idiot, what were you thinking? I haven't written anything in MONTHS!! I've given up on fests... I've given up on NanNoWriMo... I've practically given up on the two original shorts I was working on... my head is full to BURSTING with story ideas... AND I CAN'T WRITE!! Dammit, you were supposed to be here for me!!
Why am I the one who got stuck with a flitterbrain with an itchy wandering foot for a muse? I mean, sure, you're like the biker chick from hell who whacks me with a chain to get me to write when you're HERE, but for such a grouch, you're amazingly ditzy and easily distracted.
Get back here and HELP, dammit!!
No love,
Auntie
PS Being able to watch things instantly on Netflix is not helping. I've been catching up on Stargate Atlantis, among other things, and ... not writing.
Please, Muse... COME BAAAAAACK!!!
I don't know where the hell you are... the Bajamas? Cozumel? Maybe taking a trek through the Himalayas? Well, wherever you are, DROP THE TRINKETS AND THE FUNNY KOOL-AID AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!
Seriously, you idiot, what were you thinking? I haven't written anything in MONTHS!! I've given up on fests... I've given up on NanNoWriMo... I've practically given up on the two original shorts I was working on... my head is full to BURSTING with story ideas... AND I CAN'T WRITE!! Dammit, you were supposed to be here for me!!
Why am I the one who got stuck with a flitterbrain with an itchy wandering foot for a muse? I mean, sure, you're like the biker chick from hell who whacks me with a chain to get me to write when you're HERE, but for such a grouch, you're amazingly ditzy and easily distracted.
Get back here and HELP, dammit!!
No love,
Auntie
PS Being able to watch things instantly on Netflix is not helping. I've been catching up on Stargate Atlantis, among other things, and ... not writing.
Please, Muse... COME BAAAAAACK!!!