"A Texas Wife..."
My best friend sent this in the email today, and it gave me a much needed laugh, so... I thought I'd pass it on!
"A Texas Wife"
Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. The first day, he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Gotta look out for us Texas gals!! We're FIRECRACKERS, we are!
"A Texas Wife"
Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. The first day, he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Gotta look out for us Texas gals!! We're FIRECRACKERS, we are!