taken aback

[auntbeast]

being a lazy slob who only shaves on dance class days (and not always then), my two-day underarm stubble was in my peripheral vision as i stretched lazily during a marathon typing session. imagine my horror and surprise upon noticing a pale glint: MY FIRST GREY PIT HAIR.

this whole entry is surely too gross and "TMI" to actually be posted, but i'm so alarmed i need reassurance from the virtual world.