What aunt_zelda Thinks: Season Premiere of DW and Torchwood
DW:
That was the most ridiculous thing EVER! A giant evil X-Mas star with a gross spider-lady inside that KILLS people? *sporfleDIEZ* Also: SEGWAYS OMG! And POCKETS! The only thing I liked about Donna was how she kept slapping the Doctor. We need someone like that about!
“Christmas trees.” “What about ’em?” “They kill.” *gigglespaz* I’m sorry …
Also, the tanks said ‘Mr. Saxon!’ That’s the MASTER! *hath been spoiled*
Awwww … the Doctor made it snow!
DW:
Arrrrgh, Martha! We spent far too much time establishing that her family is a mess and her dad’s dating a skank.
“Have you got a brother?” “No, not anymore.” Hrmmm …
I liked the raining-up business, and how Martha didn’t freak about being on the frakin’ MOON.
EW! I will never look at bendy-straws the same way again! *sings MCR’s ‘Blood’ and feels better*
“Prepare to be catalogued.” Bahahahhahaha! Awesome Rhino-police-from-space … CATALOGUE you!
Man, the Doctor’s hair is WILD in this episode … it’s like a being unto itself …
“Milkshake? I like banana …” *sporfles* That’ll never get old …
AGAIN with the ‘Mr. Saxon’ mentions! And a ‘Vote Saxon’ poster! Arrrrrgh!
“You kissed me.” “That was a genetic transfer.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Torchwood:
Ooooooh, I’ve missed this music …
OMG walking-fish-in-sportscar! Awww, he waved the old lady across! *sporfles*
Wahooo! Jack is back! New credits! Sweet!
“Are you going back to him?”
Ianto, no one in their right mind would choose TEN over YOU! Thankfully Jack responds with:
“I came back for you … for all of you.” Dash our hopes, why don’t ya!
OMG Star Wars reference! *huggles Russle T. Davies to death*
Ayyyyyiiiiiiiii! This is what I’ve been waiting for ALL WEEK!
Awwww, Ianto’s worried Capt. Spike’ll steal his man …
OMG GUNPORN! *diez of fangirl joy* Really, I got all warm and stuff! *a bit worried*
“Hey, I worked my way up through the ranks.”
“And I’m sure the ranks were very grateful.”
I could listen to this ALL DAY …
Oh my GOD the look on Jack’s FACE when Capt. Spike starts chugging …
7 Time Agents left, eh?
“No blond, though, you need a blond ...”
“Oh, oh, do you have a team name? I love team names!” Spike, I have MISSED YOU!
“We were partners.” “In what way?” Ianto wants to shoot this guy. “In every way, and then some.” Capt. Spike has this amazing look on his face when he says that … *reels*
“You were the wife.” “But I was a good wife!” I cannot get enough of that GRIN! “I bet you were!” Tosh! *le gasp*
“Does this mean I get to see your house?” Oh GOD whatever he’s doing with his shoulders he’d better stop RIGHT NOW or I’ll die for real!
“What is this? Sewer-chic?” *sporfleDEIZ*
OMG KATANA! *flalz n’ diez*
Gwen/Jack … ew, come ON Jack! Ianto is making puppy-eyes at you and a sexy, sexy guest-star is about! I don’t get Gwen/Jack, there’s just NOTHING there …
(My dad was confuzzled about Rhys being alive. I can’t blame him …)
PARALYZING LIPGLOSS! Wait … Joss Whedon had better be getting royalties for that!
“He won’t stay with you. He and I shared something.” What? A legion of screaming fangirls?
“I love my little wrist-strap.” So do I …
OMG HE JUST SHOT OWEN! Can this man get ANY better?!
Wahoo! Iack! Canon! Date! Yay! *huggles Russel some more*
Annnnnnd that’s where I ran out and threw up. Seriously, I had the WORST luck in the world last night. I saw the Iack-date-arranging, and Capt. Spike forcing Ianto into the elevator and calling him ‘eye-candy’… and then I ran out and threw up oreo ice cream and spag. It was GROSS. Then I came back and saw Jack all bent over the bench and Capt. Spike looking almost tearful when he took Jack’s watch … *headdesk* that’s why I’m not catching up on slash this morning, I’m watching Torchwood all over again …
Argh! I’d have left with Capt. Spike …
“Don’t your manners come back too?” *kaSNORT*
OMG STOPWATCH! DO NOT KILL CAPT. SPIKE!
“You are unbelievable!” “And yet you still find me strangely attractive …” DUH!
“Oooo, that’s gorgeous.”
“That’s a poodle.”
“That’s nice.” Except he kinda snarls it …
… that killed me dead.
“What’s the point of being on a team if you don’t get a last-minute rescue?”
Annnnnnnd keeping with Buffy-tradition, Capt. Spike is beat up by a small girl.
Awww, come ON Jack! I want him on the team!
Then again I guess we should all be grateful we got him at all … I bet we’d never come back to life if he was on the show full-time … *sigh*
What was that?! Grace? Greg? Gray? Grey? Grave? Eh? What’s it got to do with Jack’s traumatic childhood?!
Next Week: Explosions! A black girl! Aliens-with-stakes-in-their-arms! If we’re all good girls and eat our vegetables: IACK DATE ACTION!
That was the most ridiculous thing EVER! A giant evil X-Mas star with a gross spider-lady inside that KILLS people? *sporfleDIEZ* Also: SEGWAYS OMG! And POCKETS! The only thing I liked about Donna was how she kept slapping the Doctor. We need someone like that about!
“Christmas trees.” “What about ’em?” “They kill.” *gigglespaz* I’m sorry …
Also, the tanks said ‘Mr. Saxon!’ That’s the MASTER! *hath been spoiled*
Awwww … the Doctor made it snow!
DW:
Arrrrgh, Martha! We spent far too much time establishing that her family is a mess and her dad’s dating a skank.
“Have you got a brother?” “No, not anymore.” Hrmmm …
I liked the raining-up business, and how Martha didn’t freak about being on the frakin’ MOON.
EW! I will never look at bendy-straws the same way again! *sings MCR’s ‘Blood’ and feels better*
“Prepare to be catalogued.” Bahahahhahaha! Awesome Rhino-police-from-space … CATALOGUE you!
Man, the Doctor’s hair is WILD in this episode … it’s like a being unto itself …
“Milkshake? I like banana …” *sporfles* That’ll never get old …
AGAIN with the ‘Mr. Saxon’ mentions! And a ‘Vote Saxon’ poster! Arrrrrgh!
“You kissed me.” “That was a genetic transfer.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Torchwood:
Ooooooh, I’ve missed this music …
OMG walking-fish-in-sportscar! Awww, he waved the old lady across! *sporfles*
Wahooo! Jack is back! New credits! Sweet!
“Are you going back to him?”
Ianto, no one in their right mind would choose TEN over YOU! Thankfully Jack responds with:
“I came back for you … for all of you.” Dash our hopes, why don’t ya!
OMG Star Wars reference! *huggles Russle T. Davies to death*
Ayyyyyiiiiiiiii! This is what I’ve been waiting for ALL WEEK!
Awwww, Ianto’s worried Capt. Spike’ll steal his man …
OMG GUNPORN! *diez of fangirl joy* Really, I got all warm and stuff! *a bit worried*
“Hey, I worked my way up through the ranks.”
“And I’m sure the ranks were very grateful.”
I could listen to this ALL DAY …
Oh my GOD the look on Jack’s FACE when Capt. Spike starts chugging …
7 Time Agents left, eh?
“No blond, though, you need a blond ...”
“Oh, oh, do you have a team name? I love team names!” Spike, I have MISSED YOU!
“We were partners.” “In what way?” Ianto wants to shoot this guy. “In every way, and then some.” Capt. Spike has this amazing look on his face when he says that … *reels*
“You were the wife.” “But I was a good wife!” I cannot get enough of that GRIN! “I bet you were!” Tosh! *le gasp*
“Does this mean I get to see your house?” Oh GOD whatever he’s doing with his shoulders he’d better stop RIGHT NOW or I’ll die for real!
“What is this? Sewer-chic?” *sporfleDEIZ*
OMG KATANA! *flalz n’ diez*
Gwen/Jack … ew, come ON Jack! Ianto is making puppy-eyes at you and a sexy, sexy guest-star is about! I don’t get Gwen/Jack, there’s just NOTHING there …
(My dad was confuzzled about Rhys being alive. I can’t blame him …)
PARALYZING LIPGLOSS! Wait … Joss Whedon had better be getting royalties for that!
“He won’t stay with you. He and I shared something.” What? A legion of screaming fangirls?
“I love my little wrist-strap.” So do I …
OMG HE JUST SHOT OWEN! Can this man get ANY better?!
Wahoo! Iack! Canon! Date! Yay! *huggles Russel some more*
Annnnnnd that’s where I ran out and threw up. Seriously, I had the WORST luck in the world last night. I saw the Iack-date-arranging, and Capt. Spike forcing Ianto into the elevator and calling him ‘eye-candy’… and then I ran out and threw up oreo ice cream and spag. It was GROSS. Then I came back and saw Jack all bent over the bench and Capt. Spike looking almost tearful when he took Jack’s watch … *headdesk* that’s why I’m not catching up on slash this morning, I’m watching Torchwood all over again …
Argh! I’d have left with Capt. Spike …
“Don’t your manners come back too?” *kaSNORT*
OMG STOPWATCH! DO NOT KILL CAPT. SPIKE!
“You are unbelievable!” “And yet you still find me strangely attractive …” DUH!
“Oooo, that’s gorgeous.”
“That’s a poodle.”
“That’s nice.” Except he kinda snarls it …
… that killed me dead.
“What’s the point of being on a team if you don’t get a last-minute rescue?”
Annnnnnnd keeping with Buffy-tradition, Capt. Spike is beat up by a small girl.
Awww, come ON Jack! I want him on the team!
Then again I guess we should all be grateful we got him at all … I bet we’d never come back to life if he was on the show full-time … *sigh*
What was that?! Grace? Greg? Gray? Grey? Grave? Eh? What’s it got to do with Jack’s traumatic childhood?!
Next Week: Explosions! A black girl! Aliens-with-stakes-in-their-arms! If we’re all good girls and eat our vegetables: IACK DATE ACTION!