What Aunt Zelda Thinks: Heroes Season 2, Episode 6 SPOILERS!
Oooog, I had a PAINFUL shot yesterday and my arm STILL hurts. I also threw up last night, and dyed my hair (not in that order), and had good TV reception.
Previously on Heroes: Maya can kill people with her brain (catch the Firefly reference and get a smile from me!); Sylar joined Wimpy and Whiney (the Wonder Twins of Darkness) in Claire’s stolen car; stupid fly-boy and Claire like to sky-snog; Ricky is dead.
Ooo, I like where they put the title … wow, Caitlin’s badass when the mood strikes …
Stupid cheerleaders: Claire’s too good for them. Why add YET ANOTHER thing onto her plate?!
No! No! Mohinder abducted Monica!
“My name is Bob” [and I’m skeevy!] Serioulsy, he REALLY shouldn’t have access to children, pretty geneticists, and drugs …
Also, Gabriel Gray didn’t kill people! Sylar did!
Mohinder has to stick someone with a needle and he doesn’t want to … oh dear … FYG parallels … *shivers because I HATE needles and got a shot today*
Mohinder’s IQ goes up and down like the stock-market, there he was conducting scientific research, there he is conducting SUPER SECRET SPY conversations on a CELLPHONE in the COMPANY BUILDING.
Oooo, the Ukraine! I once new an exchange-student from there … Ooo! Badass HRG! How many languages DOES he speak, anyhoodle?
Heh, poor Eeee-van, he’s going to be badassly tortured by HRG and the Haitain … wait a sec, that doesn’t sound like such a bad fate …
Heroeclipse!
Claire, you REALLY don’t need a boyfriend when you’re trying to keep secrets and hide from evil ninja law firm … I mean the Company … particularly because Stupid-Fly-Boy is RECKLESS and POSSIBLY EVIL and might be RELATED TO YOU! (None of which Claire has thought about, because West smiles (cheesily) cutely.)
Sweet! The reason I watch this show! (Ok, Sylar isn’t the ONLY reason I watch this show, but he’s one of the main reasons …) Utto, burgeoning Maya/Sylar … ick! Keep you eyes on the ROAD, Whiney!
Alejandro doesn’t trust ‘Gabriel’ (Sylar) = he’s gonna die. So long, Wimpy!
Ah, the amusing side-show for Ando and the nameless scientist!
“You started without me?!” *dies* I know this part of the show is getting annoying, but I rather enjoy the Heroes-fans/Hiro-fan allegory.
I like Yaeko’s paintings …
“Why are you still here?” good question, Yaeko, we’re all asking that too … I bet Hiro will return to the present just in time to kick some ass with his sword …
“Cut the crap. Where are the paintings?” hee … lovin’ the quotes this episode, though not as much as last episode.
“You are your invisible partner, Claude.” YAY! *explodes* CLAUDE! BRING HIM BACK RIGHT NOW!
Eeek! *hides behind the couch as the Haitian puts his hand over the camera* That never ceases to freak me out.
‘Phenomona’ sucked. Ok, I only saw the first two, but it was just awful. Why didn’t Chriss Angel just levitate out of there with Uri Gellar, aka the Man With The SCARY Eyes?
Ok, HRG? Taking someone’s memories of their WIFE OF THIRTY-FIVE YEARS is just SICK. Couldn’t you just search some warehouses that have had Company activity? That would have been easier than beating up your old Sensei.
*giggles* Cell-phone interrupts torture … yeah Claire, LOCK THE CAR THIS TIME, I don’t know who’s available to steal it …
What? No! Go back! Was that Elle?! I guess it was …
Utto, vigilantes on the border … eeek …
Mohinder, don’t use the power of your doe-eyes for evil!
Yes! Badass-Mohinder! *kersmash* And lo, the fangirls did rejoice …
Utto, Sylar’s turning Maya evil! And no, I don’t think he’s getting her to control her powers and use them for beneficial reasons, because he got those scary eyes of his …
*giggles* If only Zach back in Odessa (Texas) had West’s power and done that stunt with Claire. *sigh* I don’t think West is entitled to Cheerleader-bashing because I get the feeling he’s NEVER been severely bullied/picked on/tormented except in the Company’s clutches (which was tragically wiped from his brain). The only reason he did that stunt was so he and Claire could continue to sky-snog.
‘Life’ looks good …
“You haven’t seen any flying masked men?” Hee … lovely line … and Cheerleader: KARMA HAPPENS!
Sweet, my second-favorite three (ok, the Sark, Sword-Maiden, and Hiro and the Wimpy, Whiney, and ‘Gabriel’ Sylar storylines are tied at this point. Sylar’s is brought back because of Wimpy and Whiney, and Hiro’s because, as fun as it is, it’s pretty pointless.)
“Yeah, it’s really unfair.” Hee! Badass!
“Kensai … I thought you were a drunk.” “So did I. Turns out I’m a hero.” Hee! Loved that …
Guns! Oh no!
Skeevy Bob, stop trying to get into Mohinder’s pants …
Sark, Yaeko, and Hiro! Yay! Stuff we’ve seen before! Lovely but underused katanas! Utto, Yaeko’s gonna think Hiro’s a freak …
Wish I could watch ‘Journeyman’ … but I REALLY need sleep. *nodding off*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww … I’m so happy for Hiro!
Heh, poor Ando. That’s it! Six-week-cliffhanger-with-Sylar-killing-Peter for you!
Oooo, lame Sylar/Alejandro scuffle that only gets Sylar bloody (sexier) and wins Maya over more! Eeek, Sylar, you’re freaking us out with your scary sexiness … utto, Sylar is wavering on heterosexuality … nah, it’s just possessive-scary-a-sexual-manipulation, never mind!
Bad West! No sky-snogs for YOU!
Claire’s on the squad … why did we spend so much time with that storyline again?
“Where we tagged the liquid man …” hmm … *ponders*
Oh my god … no, don’t shoot him!
*screams* OH MY GOD!!!
Poor Sarkie, don’t cry!
Oh NO! Dear god … Kensai!
And what does Kensai desire? Let’s just say the swordsmith ain’t lookin’ too happy about it. Yaeko! Kick Kensai’s ass! Or redeem him! As long as David Anders is onscreen!
Hee, an Ipod guide … wow, she didn’t get hurt! (Bet there’s a tracker in her, though … poor Hana’s death was all for nothing.)
Oh no! No no no no no! DON’T KILL Mohinder, JESSICA! Eeeeeep …
Oh no! No no no! Scary paintings of doom!
“What does it all mean?” Well, HRG, people are hooking up, in mortal peril, and turning on each other. It’s just a typical second-season, nothing to fret about! (Except for the get-a-boy/girlfriend syndrome, which is getting annoying.)
Adam? Who’s Adam? SO MANY QUESTIONS! [edit: Adam Monroe(sp?) is the guy the Company thinks is dangerous and told Mohinder about.]
Damnit, not AGAIN … Jesus CHRIST *doesn’t want to offend Christians* But seriously, ANOTHER post-apocalyptic twisted-future episode?!
In Memory Of Tim Susco ... I wonder who he was. This was an AWESOME episode, though, so I bet he was a great guy.
Next Week:
A storm’s coming, so batten down the hatches because 93% of the population is DEAD! At least half the Heroes seem to have made it (duh) and Mohinder’s in a hazmat suit, but it looks to be ‘One Year Gone’ minus the awesomeness of FYG.
Previously on Heroes: Maya can kill people with her brain (catch the Firefly reference and get a smile from me!); Sylar joined Wimpy and Whiney (the Wonder Twins of Darkness) in Claire’s stolen car; stupid fly-boy and Claire like to sky-snog; Ricky is dead.
Ooo, I like where they put the title … wow, Caitlin’s badass when the mood strikes …
Stupid cheerleaders: Claire’s too good for them. Why add YET ANOTHER thing onto her plate?!
No! No! Mohinder abducted Monica!
“My name is Bob” [and I’m skeevy!] Serioulsy, he REALLY shouldn’t have access to children, pretty geneticists, and drugs …
Also, Gabriel Gray didn’t kill people! Sylar did!
Mohinder has to stick someone with a needle and he doesn’t want to … oh dear … FYG parallels … *shivers because I HATE needles and got a shot today*
Mohinder’s IQ goes up and down like the stock-market, there he was conducting scientific research, there he is conducting SUPER SECRET SPY conversations on a CELLPHONE in the COMPANY BUILDING.
Oooo, the Ukraine! I once new an exchange-student from there … Ooo! Badass HRG! How many languages DOES he speak, anyhoodle?
Heh, poor Eeee-van, he’s going to be badassly tortured by HRG and the Haitain … wait a sec, that doesn’t sound like such a bad fate …
Heroeclipse!
Claire, you REALLY don’t need a boyfriend when you’re trying to keep secrets and hide from evil ninja law firm … I mean the Company … particularly because Stupid-Fly-Boy is RECKLESS and POSSIBLY EVIL and might be RELATED TO YOU! (None of which Claire has thought about, because West smiles (cheesily) cutely.)
Sweet! The reason I watch this show! (Ok, Sylar isn’t the ONLY reason I watch this show, but he’s one of the main reasons …) Utto, burgeoning Maya/Sylar … ick! Keep you eyes on the ROAD, Whiney!
Alejandro doesn’t trust ‘Gabriel’ (Sylar) = he’s gonna die. So long, Wimpy!
Ah, the amusing side-show for Ando and the nameless scientist!
“You started without me?!” *dies* I know this part of the show is getting annoying, but I rather enjoy the Heroes-fans/Hiro-fan allegory.
I like Yaeko’s paintings …
“Why are you still here?” good question, Yaeko, we’re all asking that too … I bet Hiro will return to the present just in time to kick some ass with his sword …
“Cut the crap. Where are the paintings?” hee … lovin’ the quotes this episode, though not as much as last episode.
“You are your invisible partner, Claude.” YAY! *explodes* CLAUDE! BRING HIM BACK RIGHT NOW!
Eeek! *hides behind the couch as the Haitian puts his hand over the camera* That never ceases to freak me out.
‘Phenomona’ sucked. Ok, I only saw the first two, but it was just awful. Why didn’t Chriss Angel just levitate out of there with Uri Gellar, aka the Man With The SCARY Eyes?
Ok, HRG? Taking someone’s memories of their WIFE OF THIRTY-FIVE YEARS is just SICK. Couldn’t you just search some warehouses that have had Company activity? That would have been easier than beating up your old Sensei.
*giggles* Cell-phone interrupts torture … yeah Claire, LOCK THE CAR THIS TIME, I don’t know who’s available to steal it …
What? No! Go back! Was that Elle?! I guess it was …
Utto, vigilantes on the border … eeek …
Mohinder, don’t use the power of your doe-eyes for evil!
Yes! Badass-Mohinder! *kersmash* And lo, the fangirls did rejoice …
Utto, Sylar’s turning Maya evil! And no, I don’t think he’s getting her to control her powers and use them for beneficial reasons, because he got those scary eyes of his …
*giggles* If only Zach back in Odessa (Texas) had West’s power and done that stunt with Claire. *sigh* I don’t think West is entitled to Cheerleader-bashing because I get the feeling he’s NEVER been severely bullied/picked on/tormented except in the Company’s clutches (which was tragically wiped from his brain). The only reason he did that stunt was so he and Claire could continue to sky-snog.
‘Life’ looks good …
“You haven’t seen any flying masked men?” Hee … lovely line … and Cheerleader: KARMA HAPPENS!
Sweet, my second-favorite three (ok, the Sark, Sword-Maiden, and Hiro and the Wimpy, Whiney, and ‘Gabriel’ Sylar storylines are tied at this point. Sylar’s is brought back because of Wimpy and Whiney, and Hiro’s because, as fun as it is, it’s pretty pointless.)
“Yeah, it’s really unfair.” Hee! Badass!
“Kensai … I thought you were a drunk.” “So did I. Turns out I’m a hero.” Hee! Loved that …
Guns! Oh no!
Skeevy Bob, stop trying to get into Mohinder’s pants …
Sark, Yaeko, and Hiro! Yay! Stuff we’ve seen before! Lovely but underused katanas! Utto, Yaeko’s gonna think Hiro’s a freak …
Wish I could watch ‘Journeyman’ … but I REALLY need sleep. *nodding off*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww … I’m so happy for Hiro!
Heh, poor Ando. That’s it! Six-week-cliffhanger-with-Sylar-killing-Peter for you!
Oooo, lame Sylar/Alejandro scuffle that only gets Sylar bloody (sexier) and wins Maya over more! Eeek, Sylar, you’re freaking us out with your scary sexiness … utto, Sylar is wavering on heterosexuality … nah, it’s just possessive-scary-a-sexual-manipulation, never mind!
Bad West! No sky-snogs for YOU!
Claire’s on the squad … why did we spend so much time with that storyline again?
“Where we tagged the liquid man …” hmm … *ponders*
Oh my god … no, don’t shoot him!
*screams* OH MY GOD!!!
Poor Sarkie, don’t cry!
Oh NO! Dear god … Kensai!
And what does Kensai desire? Let’s just say the swordsmith ain’t lookin’ too happy about it. Yaeko! Kick Kensai’s ass! Or redeem him! As long as David Anders is onscreen!
Hee, an Ipod guide … wow, she didn’t get hurt! (Bet there’s a tracker in her, though … poor Hana’s death was all for nothing.)
Oh no! No no no no no! DON’T KILL Mohinder, JESSICA! Eeeeeep …
Oh no! No no no! Scary paintings of doom!
“What does it all mean?” Well, HRG, people are hooking up, in mortal peril, and turning on each other. It’s just a typical second-season, nothing to fret about! (Except for the get-a-boy/girlfriend syndrome, which is getting annoying.)
Adam? Who’s Adam? SO MANY QUESTIONS! [edit: Adam Monroe(sp?) is the guy the Company thinks is dangerous and told Mohinder about.]
Damnit, not AGAIN … Jesus CHRIST *doesn’t want to offend Christians* But seriously, ANOTHER post-apocalyptic twisted-future episode?!
In Memory Of Tim Susco ... I wonder who he was. This was an AWESOME episode, though, so I bet he was a great guy.
Next Week:
A storm’s coming, so batten down the hatches because 93% of the population is DEAD! At least half the Heroes seem to have made it (duh) and Mohinder’s in a hazmat suit, but it looks to be ‘One Year Gone’ minus the awesomeness of FYG.