hmm...lets see if we can come up with sum answeres...
1.If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots? *so naked ppl can fall asleep in them, nd b/c ur supposed ot have a DD! (duh) 2. If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk? *no they are still leading the air! O:) 3. Why do they have handicapped parking in front of a gym? *for ppl hoo have broken legs nd exercise their arms :) 4. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them? *yes, nd slowly take them away frum therapy like nicotine patches :) 5. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? *boxes 6. Can you be a closet claustrophobic? *yes...y not? 7. Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested? *they don't neeed it cuz they are upstanding citizens ;) 8. How can there be self-help GROUPS? *the groups help you help yourself 9. How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down? *good question :P...ppl are wierd like that ;) 10. Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know? *b/c you drive them insane :) 11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? *abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 12. Why do doctors call what they do practice? *cuz they don't really kno what they are doing, its just practice *DUUUUUUUUUUUUH* 13. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *cuz they can...wut is a kamikaze pilot? 14. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? *in case sum1 walks through the drive through 15. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? *b/c it mite magically make the batteries work!
lets see.. Can you be a closet claustrophobic? *yes...y not? A claustrophic is afraid of small spces - so how could you be in the closet?
10. Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know? *b/c you drive them insane :) Are you reffering to me or just in general lol
13. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *cuz they can...wut is a kamikaze pilot? A kamikaze piolet intends to crach the plane & kill himself (Japaneese thing) so why would he wear a helmet if he planned on dying?
11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? *abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz But why in that order & nt the order of the say keyboard or something - guess it would kind screw up the song huh?
1.If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
*so naked ppl can fall asleep in them, nd b/c ur supposed ot have a DD! (duh)
2. If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?
*no they are still leading the air! O:)
3. Why do they have handicapped parking in front of a gym?
*for ppl hoo have broken legs nd exercise their arms :)
4. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
*yes, nd slowly take them away frum therapy like nicotine patches :)
5. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
*boxes
6. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
*yes...y not?
7. Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested?
*they don't neeed it cuz they are upstanding citizens ;)
8. How can there be self-help GROUPS?
*the groups help you help yourself
9. How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
*good question :P...ppl are wierd like that ;)
10. Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
*b/c you drive them insane :)
11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
*abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
12. Why do doctors call what they do practice?
*cuz they don't really kno what they are doing, its just practice *DUUUUUUUUUUUUH*
13. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
*cuz they can...wut is a kamikaze pilot?
14. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
*in case sum1 walks through the drive through
15. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
*b/c it mite magically make the batteries work!
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
*yes...y not?
A claustrophic is afraid of small spces - so how could you be in the closet?
10. Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
*b/c you drive them insane :)
Are you reffering to me or just in general lol
13. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
*cuz they can...wut is a kamikaze pilot?
A kamikaze piolet intends to crach the plane & kill himself (Japaneese thing) so why would he wear a helmet if he planned on dying?
11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
*abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
But why in that order & nt the order of the say keyboard or something - guess it would kind screw up the song huh?
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