Ten Celebrities With Whom I'd Like to Split a (Metaphorical) Pitcher

[aunt_deen]

Well, it's really more than ten. Because some of these people (see icon) come as part of a set.

And the pitcher is metaphorical because, despite the ongoing efforts of   misreall  I'm not really a beer drinker. Yet.

But if this list were about drinking cocktails, I'd have totally different celebrities.

Anyway, here goes.

Comments

[marymary]

I'm madly in love with your list. Outstanding job.

Dominic is a fantastic example of one of those guys. If you showed me his photo I'd go "eh." But one minute into listening to him talk, it all comes gloriously together.

SP & NF. Adorable.

MARSTERS. There are no words.

Colin. My feelings are well-documented. Hotness aside, there is no more delightful practitioner of the language. He's a great example of the poet inside every Irishman.

David and Neal. DC would be a GREAT person to just hang out with, no doubt in my mind. So smart, witty, warm, interesting, sweet. One reason I'd love to share a pitcher with him is that I'm not in love with him, so I'd be less giddy and stupid. I'd wake up the next day feeling like I didn't want to kill myself. As opposed to...

NKOTB. Stop talking about Joe's mouth. I have work to do after this and it doesn't involve writing porn.

Bill and Babe. I'm still not over that quote I read recently: Bill talking about Frank John Hughes. "He played me like the devil I was." I WANT TO BE A BADASS WHEN I'M 80.

Sean Bean. Speaking of badasses. That is a fantastic, iconic story. Though, as with many Manly Men, I really only dig him when he's silly. I felt a pinch of love when he was delighted with that "my niggah Ned" video.

NPH and Nathan. Estimated time to crying laughing: 2 minutes. Time to that laugh where you stop making any sound at all: 10 minutes. If I squirted beer through my nose, they'd still want to sleep with me right? Oh, right...half of them?

Kevin Smith. That's my favorite KS moment, for sure. Calling geeks out on snobbery made him undisputed king, in my eyes. He can wear whatever kind of pants he wants.

[aunt_deen]

Where were you when I was trying to think of witty things to say when I wrote the list? :)

Just wait. I think I have to make a cocktails version of this list (lots more gay guys) so that'll be fun, too.