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Jan 17, 2006 10:58

Since I had a night of camouflage painting planned, I stopped off at the convenience store after work yesterday to buy some newspaper to line my kitchen floor with. Having no intention of actually reading the paper, I simply grabbed the first one I could find and headed home. When I arrived, I finally discovered what I had picked up:

The Escort Service Classifieds

20 pages full of ads for strip clubs, love hotels, massage parlors, soaplands, grope clubs, and hostess bars. My kitchen floor is now covered with phone numbers, hourly rates, coupons, and pictures of the employees. It's quite the humorous scene.
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