Panda pants.
[Segue from previous conversation...]
Matthew notes to Yang. "If you're going to teach anything... teach that. It's like WORKING with a SIX YEAR OLD..."
Auliya says, "Speaking of working with a six year old, Genwyn called earlier to tell me he's going to buy pants. Very exciting."
Heaven chokes at Auliya.
Auliya says, "He'll have it crystal clear in his mind that he's going to go buy pants. And then he'll think how convenient it will be not to wear any since he's shopping for them anyway."
Matthew says, "We all want video. Mostly from a comedy standpoint."
Yang wears emergency pants under her actual pants!
Matthew says, "Genwyn needs EMERGENCY PANTS. Just some tyvek drawstring thingies. Put in little 'PULL LEVER IN CASE OF NO PANTS' boxes in strategic locations."
Auliya imagines panda strolling in long t-shirt and nothing else down aisle. "Oh THESE are nice." And putting them on right there and then. Walking out, whistlin'. Shoplifting alarm goes off. FWEE! FWEE! He panics, runs down the sidewalk trailing blue ink and flapping tags.
Mead dies all over Auliya!
Heaven is laughing too hard.
Auliya imagines panda bein' asked, "Do you want those in a bag, sir?" and panda going "YAS!" 8D and starting to unbutton and unzip right there at the register. "Sir, you can leave those on..." "NAU! BAG!"
Matthew notes to Yang. "If you're going to teach anything... teach that. It's like WORKING with a SIX YEAR OLD..."
Auliya says, "Speaking of working with a six year old, Genwyn called earlier to tell me he's going to buy pants. Very exciting."
Heaven chokes at Auliya.
Auliya says, "He'll have it crystal clear in his mind that he's going to go buy pants. And then he'll think how convenient it will be not to wear any since he's shopping for them anyway."
Matthew says, "We all want video. Mostly from a comedy standpoint."
Yang wears emergency pants under her actual pants!
Matthew says, "Genwyn needs EMERGENCY PANTS. Just some tyvek drawstring thingies. Put in little 'PULL LEVER IN CASE OF NO PANTS' boxes in strategic locations."
Auliya imagines panda strolling in long t-shirt and nothing else down aisle. "Oh THESE are nice." And putting them on right there and then. Walking out, whistlin'. Shoplifting alarm goes off. FWEE! FWEE! He panics, runs down the sidewalk trailing blue ink and flapping tags.
Mead dies all over Auliya!
Heaven is laughing too hard.
Auliya imagines panda bein' asked, "Do you want those in a bag, sir?" and panda going "YAS!" 8D and starting to unbutton and unzip right there at the register. "Sir, you can leave those on..." "NAU! BAG!"