Piano trivia.

Jun 12, 2009 13:06

Auliya pushes Rax.
Rax falls down the stairs! ow ow ow My collection of priceless china dolls!... OH MY STARS AND GARTERS... oof-oof-oof... Hello, God? It's me... BANG... *silly-string*... HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON... HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON... GERONIMO!... *bucket of rusty hypodermics*! ................. My term paper!
Rax _._
Auliya laughs at the falldown msg.
Matthew hms.
You say, "It repeated itself."
Matthew send Rax a piano to help!
Matthew push piano down the stairs! *ragtime noises*
Auliya laughs!
Chizzit says, "It's only making those noises because of that guy playing it on the way down."
Matthew says, "Note: the noise made by one (1) upright piano falling three (3) stories to the ground has been dubbed 'One Bruno' by the Physics lab at MIT."
Rax says, "I would have thought that's the noise made by an Austrian fashion designer placing his balls in the face of a white rapper."
Matthew says, "The trick is.. see.. the trick is that if you're going to push a player piano off the roof.. you have enough extension cord so it KEEPS PLAYING all the way to the ground."
Matthew says, "I learned that from David Lee Roth!"
Rax c.c
Chizzit looks at his watch. "That's a long extension cord."
Rax check Matthew for tight pants.
Chizzit fixes Rax a lonch while he waits for piano.
Rax :9
Matthew dun wear tight pants.
Matthew says, "That's actually about six extension cords, yes."
Rax eat ten lonch.
Chizzit says, "Oh, our radar station just picked up the piano on the 568th floor."
Matthew is glad he has wasted this time here today, yes.
Matthew says, "Hang on. We missed a floor. Haul it back up!"
Chizzit says, "I think it's actually going up now."
Matthew TIMING!
Matthew says, "HAY RAX!"
Matthew says, "APPLECORE!"
Rax says, "HAY RAX!"
Rax says, "BALTIMORE!"
Matthew says, "WHO'S YOUR FRIEND!"
Rax says, "CHIZZIT!"
Matthew throw piano at CHIZZIT!
*BRUNO*
Matthew \o/
Rax \o/
Rax says, "Comedy!"
Chizzit dead.
Lusipher watches the ratings plummet.
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