Snow Day
Title: Snow Day
Author: aulio123
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Raiting: R
Genre: Humor/Smut
Summary: Kyuhyun hates the fact that he has to tutor the annoying foreign exchange student his parents took in. Things get even worse when he has to tutor him on a snow day, instead of having fun. Or maybe he will have fun....
A/N: So.... this turned out as more of a tutor!fic than a snow day!fic. "/ Oh well, it's still funny as hell.
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Snow Day
It had been about four months to the day that Kyuhyun’s parents had taken in the glob of annoying foreign exchange student named Zhou Mi. And so it had also been four months to the day that Kyuhyun’s life had been miserable, not that it wasn’t already. He found himself in a deep hatred towards the Chinese boy, and for what particular reason, he knew not. Yeah, so Zhou Mi had many friends, and he was invited to parties, and he had girls (and some boys) swooning over him, and he was, in all honesty, quite attractive. Kyuhyun could care less, because he had one thing over Zhou Mi: a working, functioning brain. While he was getting straight A’s, Mi was lucky to pull off no F’s. For a while, Kyuhyun had his laughs… until his dad forced him to tutor Zhou Mi. Then he was really miserable.
So, it wasn’t very surprising that when Kyuhyun woke up to his mother notifying him that school had been closed; he was much less than pleased. Planting his face in his pillow, Kyuhyun almost slipped back into sleep. Key word “almost”, since Zhou Mi jumped on him. “Kui Xian! Wake up! We need to get my tutoring over with right now!” Kyuhyun growled, throwing a death glare at the other boy. “Get off of me, Zhou Mi. I’m going back to sleep.” He turned away, but even though he couldn’t see the pout, he heard it in the tone of the voice. “But Kui Xiannnn~ I want to go out with my friends~” Kicking Zhou Mi to the floor, Kyuhuyn sat up. “I don’t really care what you want. I want to sleep. You’re such a pain in my ass.” The evil grin on Zhou Mi’s face made him realize the wrongness of what he’d said. “I bet if I were in your ass, I would be a pain.” This was followed by a wink, to which Kyuhuyn felt his face go red. “You’re disgusting. Now get out.” Kyuhuyn grumbled. Surprisingly, the boy got up and looked to be leaving… until he turned around with a semi-hurt face. “Kui Xian… why do you hate me so much?” The answer to that was… well, Kyuhyun didn’t even have one. Thinking about it, Kyuhyun didn’t even hate Zhou Mi at all, he had no reason to. “I…. I, um, I don’t…?” He stuttered out. “Oh! Okay then!” The smile was to bright to Kyuhyun’s suspicion.
“HEY IDIOT! GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM ALREADY.” Kyuhyun screamed, banging on the bathroom door. First of all, he had to pee; second of all, Zhou Mi had been in there for almost an hour. He waited a few minutes before exploding again. “You’re such a girl! Do you want tuto…red… or not…?” He slowed as Zhou Mi whipped open the door. Why the image of Zhou Mi in a towel had such an effect on him, he had no idea. “Close your mouth, you’ll drool.” Zhou Mi teased walking past him. “Oh please, like I’d drool over someone like you.” Kyuhyun mocked, following. Sitting down at Zhou Mi’s desk, he opened the math book lying there, trying not to get distracted by the fresh, fruity smell circulating the room. He almost peed himself as Zhou Mi leaned over his shoulder, extremely close to his face. “Ahhh, yeah. Trig.” Mi said, carefully eyeing the text in the book. He turned his face, noses nearly touching. “Well, teach me Mr. Cho.” Zhou Mi mocked. Kyuhyun scowled and got out a piece of paper, his hands noticeably shaking. Why was he getting so affected? He blew it off with a deep breath and began explaining how to do the first problem.
“And so then you use SOH-CAH-TOA to figure out which side… uhm… Mi?” Kyuhyun stopped dead in his tracks when he felt someone crawling into his lap. “You use ratios to set up an equation and solve it. Kui Xian is such a good tutor.” Zhou Mi whispered into his ear, breath hot on his skin. “Zhou Mi! What are you doing?” Kyuhyun nearly squeaked as Zhou Mi’s hand trailed down his clothed chest. “Quit your act. I know you want me.” Zhou Mi’s voice was laced with lust. Kyuhyun swallowed hard, trying to calm himself. “Mi~” Kyuhyun half whined, half moaned as Zhou Mi’s hand made it to his jeans. The seconds it took for Zhou Mi to undo his jeans were deadly ones, Kyuhyun panting helplessly. “Wowww~ You’re already so hard. Do I really turn you on that much?” Zhou Mi’s tone coming out teasingly. “Hnn. God, just shut up.” Kyuhyun nearly growled. With that being said, Zhou Mi’s mouth closed and his hand began moving. It was to Zhou Mi’s amusement, watching Kyuhyun’s face contort in frustration, pleasure, and embarrassment all at once. He quickened his pace and in minutes, had Kyuhyun gasping for air. They sat in silence for a few minutes, Kyuhyun catching his breath and Zhou Mi nearly giggling at the sight. “You’re so mean.” Kyuhyun choked out finally. “Am I?” Zhou Mi asked, biting his lip, to which Kyuhyun greedily nodded. “Lucky you, I need help with my English homework, too.” The tone was almost too welcoming, and Kyuhyun had to smirk.
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So! This was supposed to happen.... three(?) weeks ago? And I procrastinated, but hey, it turned out great. (In my opinion). I'M GETTING BETTER AT SMUT BBY. :D Comments are loved, because I really do love honest feedback. <3