Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday
eviltigereye and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I pushed
happy_got_lucky in the mud (-17 points). In May I gave
lovable2gulible a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (817 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
augustus2005